Post by Namdas on Apr 26, 2008 23:22:45 GMT -5
<Gears> Boredom, lack of sex, plus... I haven't done anything all week but stay home trying help a friend with a lab. You pick one...
<Namdas> ((I can fix the second one.))
<Gears> (( Heh... ))
<Namdas> ((And first with it.))
<Ice_Girl> Ah ha. Horny and frustrated. Gotcha. So why don't you go out and get yourself laid?
<Gears> Hungry.
<Namdas> ((Tiem to introduce sexy character?))
<Ice_Girl> And what's going to stop you from doing that after you've eaten?
<Gears> ...Nothing.
<Namdas> <SEXY LADY> Me!
<Gears> (( ...*facepalm* XD )
<Ice_Girl> Hmm. Sounds like an open-and-shut case to me.
<Namdas> ~A large-breasted woman wearing a tube top and hot pants appears!~
* Ice_Girl suddenly feels very, very inadequate.
<Namdas> ~Her silky brown hair flows down her back in a ponytail and her *insert favorite color here* lipstick glows brilliantly in the sun!~
<Gears> Yep.. *Looks over to the "SEXY LADY"* ...Damn fish better bite. SOON.
<Ice_Girl> Try dynamite. It gets results faster.
<Scarlet> Yes, Horseman? What is it?
<Namdas> ~Her eyes are a myriad of brown and blue, a hazel-like color! She jumps down in front of Gears!~
* Joe|Out is now known as Joe
<Namdas> <Sexy Lady> My name... is Vyyxen!
<Alriik> <Horseman> ... *Sighes.* I was once a great warrior. I took down entire armies.
<Namdas> <Vyyxen> And you are going to get laid right now!
<Alriik> <Horseman> My power and ruthlessness were feared across the lands.
<Namdas> ~Vyyzen's voice is like... Angels singing. And girls having a lesbian pillow fight. On camera. And putting it on the internet. For FREE.~
<Namdas> ((Vyyxen*))
* Ice_Girl blinks in disbelief. "Holy sh*t...maybe -I- should try that 'I want to get laid!' business..."
<Alriik> <Horseman> .... And now.... I cannot defeat a single demon for my allies.
<Gears> .... ._.; *Thinking* Thank. You. GOD.
<Namdas> <Vyyxen> *grabs Gears by the arm, forcing him to drop his fishing pole and drags him into... well, the nearest hotel.*
<Gears> Later. *Waves at Ice_Girl*
* Ice_Girl waves, a little dumbfounded.
<Namdas> ~A couple minutes later, in the hotel room!~
* Alriik body slams a bear into the clearing. He's cut up a bit, but he looks alright. He taunts the unconscious bear.
<Alriik> Yea! Taste it!
<Namdas> <Vyyxen> Alright... you ready hottie?
<Alriik> You got OWNED! That's what you get for messing with me!
* Ice_Girl kind of blank-stares at Alriik.
<Namdas> ((*Waits for Gears *))
<Alriik> That's what you get for messin' with the Silver Blaze! Yea!
<Ice_Girl> I don't think I want to know...
<Alriik> <Silver Grunty> *Blink.* ... Why is master being crazy? *Bang Bang!*
<Namdas> ((I think Gears already started fapping. Newfag.))
<Gears> ( Actually, i'm laughing... )
<Alriik> (( From the hotel, or the bear? ))
<Gears> Oh, i'm ready...
<Scarlet> Horseman... I don't know what to say...
<Namdas> ~Vyyxen turns off the lights, and turns on a lamp. She positions herself sexily on the bed with the mood lighting.. and pulls down her pants!~
<Gears> ( Both. )
<Namdas> ~REVEALING A PENIS TWICE AS LARGE AS GEARS'S!~
* Ice_Girl sneezes somewhere.