Post by Arcolf on Apr 15, 2011 17:31:35 GMT -5
Pick 3 characters, and have them answer the following questions accordingly. (They may be original characters or not):
1. Yardric
2. Felix
3. Akurei
1. Number one, what was your childhood like?
<Yardric> That's none of yer business, lad...but if ye -have- to know, I was a miracle from above! When I was born, the world stopped for jus' long enough to exclaim "HOLY SH*T".
<Felix> Uhm.. Mister Yardric, that's not very realis-
<Yardric scowls, glaring at Felix> -DID I SAY I WAS GOIN' FER REALISM? I jus' told ye it were none of yer business! Use yer head, lad! And don't call me "mister".
2. Character number three, if you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? (It can be something regarding your personal history, or something that is in the history books.)
<Akurei looks to the sky, sighing a bit.> ...What wouldn't I change? Perhaps I'd go back and warn my younger self about -him-... Or maybe I'd go back and kill -him- before it could happen. ..Nevermind. No point in dwelling on the past.
<Yardric crosses his arms, shaking his head.> Quite the sad-sack, aren't ye?
<Akurei> ...
<Felix> Hey, let him be, Mister Yar-
<Yardric> -DON'T CALL ME MISTER, YA STUPID IDGIT!
3. Number two, would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?
<Felix fidgits, poking his index fingers together> Uhm.... Uh.. W-well.. I don't like the thought of dying, but I don't want to be miserable either... Can't I be immortal and happy?
<Yardric laughs> Not a chance in hell, lad! Take it from me - I got stuck bein' a damn tree! I don't get ta enjoy things from th' good ol' days..
<Felix frowns> Uhm.. Then I..Well.. No comment.
4. Say, character number three, how much do you weigh?
<Akurei shakes his head slowly> It varies, depending on how often I eat. Currently at.. I think I'm at around 180 lbs?
<Yardric> Pfft. Featherweight!
5. Have you ever loved and lost, number one? I'll bet it was your fault, wasn't it? Tsk tsk...
<Yardric scowls> ...And what if it were? What in th' blue 'ell does it f*cking matter to you?!
<Akurei> Calm yourself, old man.
<Yardric scoffs, crossing his arms> I don't even know why the bloody 'ell I'm doin' this stupid thing..
<Felix simply frowns>
6. Oh, no character two! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)
<Felix looks to be a bit panicked> Uhm...Uh... B-but.. What... Ah, I mean..
<Yardric rolls his eyes> Oh, fer yer God's sake, grow a friggin' pair. I know what -I- would do.
<Akurei> It's not your question to answer. Let the boy finish.
<Yardric> Bah. Waste o' time.
<Felix> W-well... If the guy wasn't paying attention, I'd..Well.. If he was threatening somone... Professor Jarik told me that..sometimes I just have to.. uhm.. "Don't think - act, least you cost someone their life".
<Yardric nods> Kinda flowery, but gets -my- stance just fine.
7. Number Three, tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.
<Akurei> I refuse to lower myself to that level.
8. Who is the one person you cannot live without, character number one? Why? (Please don't say Oprah, please don't say Oprah...)
<Yardric laughs.> Fer one, I can live without jus' about everyone. I'm a friggin' TREE. Anyone who I couldn'a live without is long-since dead.
<Felix> Wow.. That's so sad, Mr. Yardric!
<Yardric> ...I won't keep tellin' ye, boy. One more time, and I'm throwin' ya into th' lake.
9. Hey, number two, tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets. To make you feel better, I'll tell one of mine: I don't have any deep, dark secrets.
<Felix> That's not fair. *he frowns* "If you can't be truthful about -your- secrets, you have no business knowing mine!
10. All characters: What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones? (Yes...the kazoo counts. Your nose, however, does not.)
<Akurei shrugs> New Wave, sometimes Classical. Depends on my mood, really.. And I can play flutes decently.
<Yardric> Do sea shanties count? And I'm rather fond o' the ol' Booze'o'phone.
<Akurei> ...Please tell me that's not a Xylophone made from bottles of-
<Yardric laughs heartily>-Indeed it is! Ye catch on quick, lad!
<Felix> I don't play any instruments.. But I kinda like Industrial music. Ooh, and Dubstep!
11. What is the most annoying thing in the world, character one?
<Yardric> Nenshou.
<Akurei> Nenshou is annoy-
<Yardric> NENSHOU.
<Felix> Who's Nenshou...? *looks puzzled*
<Yardric> NENSHOU!
<Akurei smiles, shaking his head a bit> Nenshou's a Liger.. Mobian one, anyways. Kind of a split personality with him.. Or rather, two faces.
<Felix tilts his head much like a puppy would> Two faces..? What do you me-
<Yardric> F*CKING FUZZY LITTLE IRRITATING B*STARD NENSHOU!!
<Akurei> Moving on...
12. Finish the statement, number three: Art is...
<Akurei> The expression of one's soul and emotions through a physical medium, be it sound or otherwise.
<Yardric is some ways away from the group, Felix trying to calm him down> RAAARGH! NEEEEEENSHOU!
13. Finish the statement, number two: People are...
<Felix cries out in a terrified voice as he's swung around by Yardric> Scaaaaaary! Waugh!
<Yardric> RAAAAARGH!
14. Finish the statement, number one: Imagination...
<Yardric is still rampaging, Felix holding on for his life!>
<Akurei> ..Sorry. You really set him off. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to answer anymore questions..
15. All characters: Out of the three of you, who is the most outgoing? Reserved? Humorous? Stinky?
<Akurei> For Outgoing, I'd say it be Yardric. He interacts with more people than he lets on. For Humorous, Yardric again. For Stinky.. Yardric, again. He stinks of alcohol most days.
16. Quick, Number three! Write a poem!
<Akurei laughs lightly> Perhaps something from my days in the Special Ops..? "I thrive in the darkness of the moonless night - preying upon the weak and those filled with fright. To live in the dark is to have no heart - and thus, to never know light."
<Yardric boos from afar as he saunters back to the interview-area> Eeeeeeemooo.
<Akurei> Oh, so you've finally calmed down?
<Yardric> Yeah, yeah.. Shut it, and don't remind me o' that stupid fuzzball again.
<Akurei> Where's Felix?
<Yardric's face takes a '_' look> Uhm.. I kinda.. flung him over the horizon.
<Akurei facepalms>
<Yardric waves his hands frantically> I-I'm sure he's fine! Nothin' ta worry about! Ha-Hahaha-Ha..Ha.. .... I'mma go look for him.
<Akurei> T'would be wise.
17. What is your favorite word, number one?
<Akurei> I'll have to answer for him, I'm afraid. *sighs* "His favorite word seems to be 'idgit', as much as he uses it.."
18. Character number three, what is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)
<Akurei sighs again> Why so many questions for me..? I suppose the strangest thing I can do is use Ninjutsu... I'm not exactly from a world that has Ninja.
19. Speak any other languages, Number Two?
<Akurei> According to his file, he doesn't.
20. What is your nationality, character number one?
<Akurei> If I recall, Yardric is from Sielukahs, on the planet Levalia. It's a free Ocean-State... Their country consists of a fleet of ships.
21. Pick, number two: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.
<Yardric skids to a stop, carrying Felix on one of his limbs. He's smiling like an idiot.> Found 'im! Lucky that giant spider-web caught him!
<Akurei> ...
<Yardric laughs sheepishly> So..yeah. Lad, answer the question!
<Felix groans> I think I'm going to be sick...
<Yardric> Let's just say he likes asparagus or somethin'.
22. What scares you the most, character three?
<Akurei> That is private information and none of your concern.
23. All characters: What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?
<Yardric> That I'm still as awesome as I was when I was human!
<Akurei> I want -my- world to know... I want them to know the truth.
<Felix is busy puking behind some bushes>
End meme!
1. Yardric
2. Felix
3. Akurei
1. Number one, what was your childhood like?
<Yardric> That's none of yer business, lad...but if ye -have- to know, I was a miracle from above! When I was born, the world stopped for jus' long enough to exclaim "HOLY SH*T".
<Felix> Uhm.. Mister Yardric, that's not very realis-
<Yardric scowls, glaring at Felix> -DID I SAY I WAS GOIN' FER REALISM? I jus' told ye it were none of yer business! Use yer head, lad! And don't call me "mister".
2. Character number three, if you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? (It can be something regarding your personal history, or something that is in the history books.)
<Akurei looks to the sky, sighing a bit.> ...What wouldn't I change? Perhaps I'd go back and warn my younger self about -him-... Or maybe I'd go back and kill -him- before it could happen. ..Nevermind. No point in dwelling on the past.
<Yardric crosses his arms, shaking his head.> Quite the sad-sack, aren't ye?
<Akurei> ...
<Felix> Hey, let him be, Mister Yar-
<Yardric> -DON'T CALL ME MISTER, YA STUPID IDGIT!
3. Number two, would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?
<Felix fidgits, poking his index fingers together> Uhm.... Uh.. W-well.. I don't like the thought of dying, but I don't want to be miserable either... Can't I be immortal and happy?
<Yardric laughs> Not a chance in hell, lad! Take it from me - I got stuck bein' a damn tree! I don't get ta enjoy things from th' good ol' days..
<Felix frowns> Uhm.. Then I..Well.. No comment.
4. Say, character number three, how much do you weigh?
<Akurei shakes his head slowly> It varies, depending on how often I eat. Currently at.. I think I'm at around 180 lbs?
<Yardric> Pfft. Featherweight!
5. Have you ever loved and lost, number one? I'll bet it was your fault, wasn't it? Tsk tsk...
<Yardric scowls> ...And what if it were? What in th' blue 'ell does it f*cking matter to you?!
<Akurei> Calm yourself, old man.
<Yardric scoffs, crossing his arms> I don't even know why the bloody 'ell I'm doin' this stupid thing..
<Felix simply frowns>
6. Oh, no character two! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)
<Felix looks to be a bit panicked> Uhm...Uh... B-but.. What... Ah, I mean..
<Yardric rolls his eyes> Oh, fer yer God's sake, grow a friggin' pair. I know what -I- would do.
<Akurei> It's not your question to answer. Let the boy finish.
<Yardric> Bah. Waste o' time.
<Felix> W-well... If the guy wasn't paying attention, I'd..Well.. If he was threatening somone... Professor Jarik told me that..sometimes I just have to.. uhm.. "Don't think - act, least you cost someone their life".
<Yardric nods> Kinda flowery, but gets -my- stance just fine.
7. Number Three, tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.
<Akurei> I refuse to lower myself to that level.
8. Who is the one person you cannot live without, character number one? Why? (Please don't say Oprah, please don't say Oprah...)
<Yardric laughs.> Fer one, I can live without jus' about everyone. I'm a friggin' TREE. Anyone who I couldn'a live without is long-since dead.
<Felix> Wow.. That's so sad, Mr. Yardric!
<Yardric> ...I won't keep tellin' ye, boy. One more time, and I'm throwin' ya into th' lake.
9. Hey, number two, tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets. To make you feel better, I'll tell one of mine: I don't have any deep, dark secrets.
<Felix> That's not fair. *he frowns* "If you can't be truthful about -your- secrets, you have no business knowing mine!
10. All characters: What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones? (Yes...the kazoo counts. Your nose, however, does not.)
<Akurei shrugs> New Wave, sometimes Classical. Depends on my mood, really.. And I can play flutes decently.
<Yardric> Do sea shanties count? And I'm rather fond o' the ol' Booze'o'phone.
<Akurei> ...Please tell me that's not a Xylophone made from bottles of-
<Yardric laughs heartily>-Indeed it is! Ye catch on quick, lad!
<Felix> I don't play any instruments.. But I kinda like Industrial music. Ooh, and Dubstep!
11. What is the most annoying thing in the world, character one?
<Yardric> Nenshou.
<Akurei> Nenshou is annoy-
<Yardric> NENSHOU.
<Felix> Who's Nenshou...? *looks puzzled*
<Yardric> NENSHOU!
<Akurei smiles, shaking his head a bit> Nenshou's a Liger.. Mobian one, anyways. Kind of a split personality with him.. Or rather, two faces.
<Felix tilts his head much like a puppy would> Two faces..? What do you me-
<Yardric> F*CKING FUZZY LITTLE IRRITATING B*STARD NENSHOU!!
<Akurei> Moving on...
12. Finish the statement, number three: Art is...
<Akurei> The expression of one's soul and emotions through a physical medium, be it sound or otherwise.
<Yardric is some ways away from the group, Felix trying to calm him down> RAAARGH! NEEEEEENSHOU!
13. Finish the statement, number two: People are...
<Felix cries out in a terrified voice as he's swung around by Yardric> Scaaaaaary! Waugh!
<Yardric> RAAAAARGH!
14. Finish the statement, number one: Imagination...
<Yardric is still rampaging, Felix holding on for his life!>
<Akurei> ..Sorry. You really set him off. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to answer anymore questions..
15. All characters: Out of the three of you, who is the most outgoing? Reserved? Humorous? Stinky?
<Akurei> For Outgoing, I'd say it be Yardric. He interacts with more people than he lets on. For Humorous, Yardric again. For Stinky.. Yardric, again. He stinks of alcohol most days.
16. Quick, Number three! Write a poem!
<Akurei laughs lightly> Perhaps something from my days in the Special Ops..? "I thrive in the darkness of the moonless night - preying upon the weak and those filled with fright. To live in the dark is to have no heart - and thus, to never know light."
<Yardric boos from afar as he saunters back to the interview-area> Eeeeeeemooo.
<Akurei> Oh, so you've finally calmed down?
<Yardric> Yeah, yeah.. Shut it, and don't remind me o' that stupid fuzzball again.
<Akurei> Where's Felix?
<Yardric's face takes a '_' look> Uhm.. I kinda.. flung him over the horizon.
<Akurei facepalms>
<Yardric waves his hands frantically> I-I'm sure he's fine! Nothin' ta worry about! Ha-Hahaha-Ha..Ha.. .... I'mma go look for him.
<Akurei> T'would be wise.
17. What is your favorite word, number one?
<Akurei> I'll have to answer for him, I'm afraid. *sighs* "His favorite word seems to be 'idgit', as much as he uses it.."
18. Character number three, what is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)
<Akurei sighs again> Why so many questions for me..? I suppose the strangest thing I can do is use Ninjutsu... I'm not exactly from a world that has Ninja.
19. Speak any other languages, Number Two?
<Akurei> According to his file, he doesn't.
20. What is your nationality, character number one?
<Akurei> If I recall, Yardric is from Sielukahs, on the planet Levalia. It's a free Ocean-State... Their country consists of a fleet of ships.
21. Pick, number two: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.
<Yardric skids to a stop, carrying Felix on one of his limbs. He's smiling like an idiot.> Found 'im! Lucky that giant spider-web caught him!
<Akurei> ...
<Yardric laughs sheepishly> So..yeah. Lad, answer the question!
<Felix groans> I think I'm going to be sick...
<Yardric> Let's just say he likes asparagus or somethin'.
22. What scares you the most, character three?
<Akurei> That is private information and none of your concern.
23. All characters: What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?
<Yardric> That I'm still as awesome as I was when I was human!
<Akurei> I want -my- world to know... I want them to know the truth.
<Felix is busy puking behind some bushes>
End meme!