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Post by Joe on Aug 12, 2011 9:37:07 GMT -5
This is a thread to post what you think are the best lines (in or out of context) in our channels, IC and OOC. Post when something hilarious is said.
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Post by shadecoder on Aug 14, 2011 19:32:50 GMT -5
From OOC: <Elix|ZombieStuff> Also, Cockatoos are awesome. <Syriana> Yeah <Syriana> They are <Syriana> They're like <Moogie> f*ck yeah <Syriana> Yeah, there's this big thnig on my head <Syriana> What of it? <Syriana> And you're like, "Nothin man, it's cool." <Syriana> And they're like "Damn right!" <Elix|ZombieStuff> www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5JVKd8h8ek<Elix|ZombieStuff> And then we both dance like that. <Elix|ZombieStuff> And live happily ever after.
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Post by shadecoder on Aug 21, 2011 19:02:07 GMT -5
<Astro_Ortsa> Pfft. I once met a man with a clown nose. He was not a clown, but a banana in a man outfit. He offered me balloon made of your soul, but I declined and, instead, took his golden telephone.
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Post by shadecoder on Oct 17, 2011 23:03:50 GMT -5
<Moogie> `eightball is moogie retarded ? <GameServ> Moogie: Absolutely yes!
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Post by Joe on Dec 31, 2011 23:06:12 GMT -5
<Vaxx> although i toppled over in front of the poop
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Post by Crimson_Hunter on Jan 10, 2012 19:57:47 GMT -5
<Syriana> I'm not the FREAK that went from Zero to KNIFE in the blink of an eye!
<+Observer> There's no way that I can make a comment about parents riding their children without it sounding like commentary about incest.
<Horseman> *Sighes.* Kikari, I'm not trying to rape you. I'd think you'd trust me by now.
<Devic> ... There's also that, if nobody created this sh*t, why the f*ck is there a giant gingerbread man being molested by sex-demons? Is there ANY excuse for that other than "the gods were bored"?
<@destroyr> *Dem is unamused with the taste of wood.*
<StormyD> <Supros> DOCTOR, I THINK I'M TRIPPING BALLS HERE!
<Vaxx> `eightball u gay 4 ELIX <@gameserv> Vaxx: Without a doubt. <Vaxx> `eightball ... Threesome time? <@gameserv> Vaxx: I'd like to think so.
<@lappycat> <Devic> He's in here, must be masturbating or something if he's been there THIS long. <@lappycat> <Devic> Either that or he died. <@razzy> <Serath> Huh... Maybe both? He IS a necromancer, afterall. >.> *knocks on the door, hard* Are you done?!
<CuteCat> Well, not you. You're not around that much. But Kik, who refuses to leave, might be killed. <Kikari> . . . Go to bed please.
<StormyD> <Supros loses himself in his anger...a high heat signature is detected moving through the forest> <Destroyr> <NK> *Facepaws repeativly* <StormyD> <Supros was too upset to even acknowledge NK as he left> <Jessamyn> <Karoli> *wakes up a little and looks at NK* "Are you...ok?" <Destroyr> <NK> Just some random stupid entered <Jessamyn> <Karoli> *looks confused* "...ok" <StormyD> <Supros> *leaves the hunting knive in the ground next to the burning jacket...a trail of boiling tears might be seen beyond that> <Destroyr> <NK> *Sighs and facepaws one more time*
<Kikari> Well, it's her choice. Riding on someone else can be quite fun.
[11:47] * Jessamyn spanks Lappy like a bad kitten, loudly rather then hard "bad cat, bed!" [11:48] * @lappycat hides her ass from Jessamyn >:<
[12:47] <+Alriik> DAMN YOU CRIIIIM! >_<; [12:47] <@crimson_Hunter> Whoops >.> [12:47] <+Alriik> ... Oh, welcome back. >_>;;
[10:02] <Muir> <Elach>"I see...nontheless, if only for the sake of this woman, we should find him." [10:03] <LappyCat> <Kikari> ... *Incredibly flatly* I'm male.
[09:21] <@lappycat> <Kikari> THEN GO LOOK FOR PEOPLE! Don't just stand here talking about random things! *Heads upstairs, upset, and starts to knock on random doors as he passes by* GOING TO HELL, NEED BACKUP.
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Post by Carl on Feb 15, 2012 14:42:32 GMT -5
«14.40.21» < CuteCat> Hmm... how to RP... «14.42.00» <Razzy> You type in stuff that your character does and says, it's pretty simple.
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Post by astrodude55 on Jun 6, 2012 14:48:58 GMT -5
[14:44] * GideonPhone (silence@2600:1007:b004:xzjx:hslw:uhly:xwnv:mvvk) has joined #forest_ooc [14:44] <Xel`Kahn> But yeah, anymore you have to get that on sale. [14:44] <GideonPhone> Sup. [14:44] <Marcellia> Hi Gideon. [14:44] * Astro_Ortsa turns off Shade's phone. [14:44] * GideonPhone (silence@2600:1007:b004:xzjx:hslw:uhly:xwnv:mvvk) Quit (Client Quit) [14:44] <Astro_Ortsa> ._. [14:45] <Snarf> wtf astro [14:45] <Snarf> lol [14:45] * shade_phoner (silence@2600:1007:b004:xzjx:hslw:uhly:xwnv:mvvk) has joined #forest_ooc [14:45] <Snarf> how the hell did you do that [14:45] <Astro_Ortsa> I didn't think you'd do it! XD [14:45] <shade_phoner> XD [14:45] <Snarf> clever [14:45] <Marcellia> XD [14:45] <Astro_Ortsa> That's going on the forum.
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Post by Joe on Jul 17, 2012 10:33:14 GMT -5
<Soac|> can put them in your shirt and say "Look ! ii'm the total recall bitch!"
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Post by muir on Jul 18, 2012 3:46:13 GMT -5
<Muir> <Kitten>*Mews, approaching Freydolf* <Goa> Freydolf looks down at the kitten, "By the DRAGONS, that kitten is ADORABLE!!!" <Muir> <Kitten>*Looks up at him and mews...and then falls over from looking up so high!* <Goa> Freydolf's brain was full of 'D'aaaaaaaw'. <Muir> <Kitten>*It mewed again, trying to climb Freydolf's pant leg* <Goa> "CITIZENS! As your new conqueror-" He kneels down and picks the kitten up, "-I declare this kitten to be MINE!" <Goa> "His name shall be the UNSTOPPABLE'S HEART for he shall forever be within mine!" <Goa> "That is all, you may go on with your lives." <Muir> <altMuir>*She studied him for a moment then looked away, her thoughts now busying her mind.* * Quetzalrofl wakes and notices one of his kittens are missing "!!!!" <Muir> <Unstoppable's Heart>*The kitten continued to mew as he was held, purrring softly at the same time!* * Quetzalrofl looks around the living room frantically <Goa> "Kay thanks bye." <Muir> *The three other kittens mewed as their comfy nest moved!* D: <Elix> *A young man will open a window from one of the upper stories of the inn. He seems to be in the middle of trying to sleep. He stuck his head out* "Will you SHUT. UP."
<Muir> <U.H.>*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, still mewing occasionally* <Quetzalrofl> Look, if you want to adopt him, you'll have to wait a little longer. >_> <Goa> Freydolf looks heartbroken down at the kitten. Cupping it gently, he hold it out to the dragon, "Very well. But I shall RETURN!"
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Post by Joe on Sept 5, 2012 21:15:38 GMT -5
<@joe|Away> And blowjobs should be an Olympic sport <strikedroid> "oral sex" is typically what they call it <@joe|Away> Because if you're any good at it, you deserve a medal. <strikedroid> Pfft <Syriana> I could take a bronze. <Syriana> AT LEAST <Syriana> Mark my words. <Syriana> No really, someone mark them down somewhere. <@joe|Away> I did.
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Post by Joe on Dec 10, 2012 22:09:35 GMT -5
<Quetzalrofl> Alas, the musclegirl fetish is a cruel mistress.
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Post by Joe on Dec 10, 2012 22:14:18 GMT -5
<Soac> Elix ragequitted over Soac's breasts
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Post by Joe on Dec 10, 2012 22:20:04 GMT -5
<@crimson_Hunter> I'll sleep with you Joe
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Post by Joe on Jan 5, 2013 2:18:57 GMT -5
Joe|Work Look, I'm gonna be straight with you Joe|Work What f*cking bed can handle Supes/WW Soac mine Joe|Work lmao
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Post by Joe on Nov 2, 2013 13:53:05 GMT -5
<Alriik> I live on a giant tiny penis.
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