Post by Joe on Jul 6, 2012 9:19:45 GMT -5
Did you ever hear of something called “Whiny White Kid Rights”?
I think the one thing that’s the most common across the board for we poor bastard who are entrusted to protect America’s children from it’s man-children is a constant battle with a psychological dysfunction known as a persecution complex. These pasty kids have it in their heads that they’re some kind of underground resistance group fighting some imaginary totalitarian group that consists of every adult who doesn’t want to place their genitals in or around a talking technicolor pony.
We had these two Bronies whose names escape start posting pictures of their own ‘custom ponies’ with vulvas and buttholes molded onto them with what I can only assume was painted silly putty. They were trying to shill the wretched things to these other grease spattered parental disappointments. So I just decided the best way to stop this horrible sh*t from happening on the same forum that 8 year old little girls were using to talk about how icky homework is was to just ban the filthy creatures trying to hock these things.
This was our first (fake) legal letter. These kids got their hands on some official looking letterhead to threaten us with unlawful discrimination. Our legal team grabbed it up fast and discredited the whole thing in under an hour. They called the phone number listed and found out it belonged to a Domino’s in Battle Creek, Michigan. This was a pretty obvious sign that one of two things had happened, either these idiots were trying to commit small scale fraud or the Noid had taken the fuckin’ Bar Exam.
After replying to the letter with the knowledge we had, the jackwagon tried to double down on us saying it was a misprint and cited a state law that we had broken by trying to call him. Legal said they were comparing themselves to the Jews during the Holocaust because of the way we had removed them from our forums, which I found ironic considering how much fan art was being posted featured ponies dressed as SS officers. The vast majority of complaining Bronies were in fact white adult males with a good degree of wealth behind them who just could not wait to scream about how they were being discriminated against despite the truth being the world was pretty much being handed to them but they chose to jerk off to cartoon horses instead. I never read the part in Anne Frank’s Diary where the Nazi’s gathered up the pony fuckers, must have got the abridged version when I was in school.
I think the one thing that’s the most common across the board for we poor bastard who are entrusted to protect America’s children from it’s man-children is a constant battle with a psychological dysfunction known as a persecution complex. These pasty kids have it in their heads that they’re some kind of underground resistance group fighting some imaginary totalitarian group that consists of every adult who doesn’t want to place their genitals in or around a talking technicolor pony.
We had these two Bronies whose names escape start posting pictures of their own ‘custom ponies’ with vulvas and buttholes molded onto them with what I can only assume was painted silly putty. They were trying to shill the wretched things to these other grease spattered parental disappointments. So I just decided the best way to stop this horrible sh*t from happening on the same forum that 8 year old little girls were using to talk about how icky homework is was to just ban the filthy creatures trying to hock these things.
This was our first (fake) legal letter. These kids got their hands on some official looking letterhead to threaten us with unlawful discrimination. Our legal team grabbed it up fast and discredited the whole thing in under an hour. They called the phone number listed and found out it belonged to a Domino’s in Battle Creek, Michigan. This was a pretty obvious sign that one of two things had happened, either these idiots were trying to commit small scale fraud or the Noid had taken the fuckin’ Bar Exam.
After replying to the letter with the knowledge we had, the jackwagon tried to double down on us saying it was a misprint and cited a state law that we had broken by trying to call him. Legal said they were comparing themselves to the Jews during the Holocaust because of the way we had removed them from our forums, which I found ironic considering how much fan art was being posted featured ponies dressed as SS officers. The vast majority of complaining Bronies were in fact white adult males with a good degree of wealth behind them who just could not wait to scream about how they were being discriminated against despite the truth being the world was pretty much being handed to them but they chose to jerk off to cartoon horses instead. I never read the part in Anne Frank’s Diary where the Nazi’s gathered up the pony fuckers, must have got the abridged version when I was in school.