Post by Jim on Mar 2, 2009 2:10:09 GMT -5
Chapter two-thousand and ninety three, in which Chain shows up, Charr reads bad poetry at us, Asiekierka makes a decent comeback, Seote stuck around for a bit, and I set my toast on fire.
<Lazers>: The contest?
<Lazers>: The quick?
<Seote`a>: It was not a contest.
<Razzy>: BRB.
<Lazers>: Not talking to you, brain expert.
<Seote`a>: Be... Right... BACK! *GOES!!!*
<Lazers>:
<Seote`a>: 15Phfffffffffffffft.
<Chain>: This is a lively place
<Jim>: You keep saying that, but you keep not leaving.
<Jim>: OHGOD MY TOAST IS ON FIRE!
<CuteCat>: It's like me when I'm supposed to go to bed.
<Seote`a>: Yesyes I know... dammit.
<Lazers>: Ah, jeez.
<Lazers>: Chain, seriously.
<Lazers>: Stop stalking me.
* Seote`a reallyreallyreally goes for the tea!
<CuteCat>: Yeah, the Quick!! contest. There's a song about the guy, and it goes really fast at points. So if you can pull it off, then I'm gonna get you anything you want.
<Vaxx>: I'm going to bed
* Seote`a wails.
<CuteCat>: ... Wait, Chain's a stalker of yours, Laz? Huh, good to know where HE came from.
<Seote`a>: Noooooooooooooo!
<Vaxx>: Because according to my clock it's 4 2 AM
<Chain>: No
<Chain>: I found the channel via Razzy
* Seote`a wanders off and hopes Vaxx puts off bedtime for Bonzo.
<Lazers>: You've slowly joined four of my channels.
<Vaxx>: you own no channels
<Jim>: FUTURE NOTE!
<CuteCat>: Maybe he just likes you.
<Lazers>: Maybe.
<Vaxx>: Maybe he wants to date rape you
<CuteCat>: ... Why does the dog keep hitting its cone against things!?
<Vaxx>: It wants to get it off
<Lazers>: To try and get it off.
<Jim>: If your toast is on fire, do NOT try and take it out of the toaster WHILE SAID TOASTER IS STILL ON.
<Jim>: OW.
<Vaxx>: NO sh*t, JIM
<Jim>: I panicked, shush.
<Lazers>: Turn toaster off.
<Vaxx>: that's almost as bad as dropping a toaster into your bathtub while you're in it
<Lazers>: DousE with considerable amounts of water.
<Lazers>: :B
<CuteCat>: My GOD, Jim! Is... that... I'm starting to think you're doing all this stuff on purpose, almost. Put your hand under running water, cold.
<Lazers>: Subconcious emo!
<Vaxx>: Jim
<Vaxx>: I have an idea
<CuteCat>: Yeah. His brain forgets to ask itself "is this a good idea?" before doing stuff.
<Vaxx>: Like
<Vaxx>: to get rid of the pain
<Vaxx>: You should get a pair of scissors
<Vaxx>: and run around the hosue with them
<Vaxx>: house
<Vaxx>: even
<Lazers>: He might die! D:
<Vaxx>: bash.org/?8775i laff'd
<Lazers>: He'd like stab them into his eye.
<Jim>: Nah, I'd propably stab my right hand into the wall and be stuck there untill somebody else got home.
<Vaxx>: smooth
<Razzy>: Back.
<Jim>: And yeah, cold water to stop burns, leave cold damp cloth on hand to help. Fortunately, I can type with one hand at a easonable pace.
<Jim>: *reasonable
<Lazers>: Lets not ask why.
<Razzy>: =_=
<CuteCat>: ... Holy crap, there's a zombie-porno film. D: flipsidered.deviantart.com/journal/23152 1/
<Chain>: lazerrs, if you're gonna bring the same stuff to this channel to, I'm gonna asked you be banned
<Razzy>: Jim... I... I just... Gah, damn, how do you DO that?!
<Chain>: I'm tired of your harrasment
<Lazers>: ..Excuse me?
<Jim>: Chain - I do the banning, and the hammer is pointed at you.
<CuteCat>: Um... Chain, I'm sorry, but Lazers is a regular here. What exactly did he do?
<CuteCat>: Jim, don't be so hasty.
:<CuteCat>: Laz, don't tell Chainy he's harrassing you, it seems to be upsetting.
<Jim>: Just getting the point across. He wants to start up drama at random, it's hammer time.
<Vaxx>: Chain, you're harassing me.
<Vaxx>: CC, don't be a mom
<Lazers>: ._.;
<Chain>: No actually almost every time i make a comment when he's active he makes a smart alecy remark
<Jim>: Vaxx, troll harder.
<Razzy>: Now, where's Elixer... We need him to finish the side-plot. At least that part of it. :V
<Jim>: Lazers : Good job.
<Vaxx>: Jim, you're abusing your powers
<Vaxx>: I am going to vote for you to get demoted
<Vaxx>: on the forums
<Jim>: Kay.
<Chain>: Me as well
* Razzy is sad. No one commented on Razzy. :<
<CuteCat>: Laz, don't be mean at Chainy. Chainy, don't be mean at Laz. Now I leave to walk a dog, and leave the much more trigger-happy and visibly psycho Jim in charge.
<Jim>: ARARAR.
<Lazers>: Food.
<Lazers>: Brb.
<Jim>: Showertime
:<Jim>: brb
<Vaxx>: CHAIN YOU ARE A TREMENDOUS f*g**t I HATE YOU
* Seote`a comes back and resettles, remaining silent.
<Vaxx>: Hi thar again
<Vaxx>: <mixster> This is the Internet - telling stupid people not to do stupid things is like telling a deaf person to listen closely
<Chain>: I can see that this is not a very friendly environment
<Seote`a>: Hello again.
<Vaxx>: I agree with the comment 2 lines above me
<Vaxx>: 3 now
* Seote`a keeps her thoughts to hersweetself.
* Razzy pokes Seote'a. "What thoughts? "
<Seote`a>: Eek.
* Seote`a smiles.
* Razzy smiles.
<Seote`a>: Do you know what Seota`e means?
<Razzy>: No idea.
<Seote`a>: Hahahah mispelled my own name!
:<Vaxx>: What DOES it mean?
<Razzy>: Heheh.
<Seote`a>: Ah Chain... h ello and welcome to a most friendly environment!
<Chain>: Lol
* Seote`a smiles again.
<Seote`a>: Ghost Woman. Cheyanne.
<Razzy>: Ah, cool.
<Vaxx>: OH FUUUCK
<Vaxx>: ASIE IS IN #BNG
<Seote`a>: What is DarkMyst WebChat Service?
<Vaxx>: It's this server's webchat service
<Chain>: A figment of your imagination
<Vaxx>: It's laggy and buggy as hell though
<Seote`a>: Oh...
<Chain>: Noone ever said figemtns had to be smooth flowing
<Seote`a>: Do any of you know socerynet?
<Razzy>: Nope.
<Seote`a>: starchat?
<Seote`a>: dalnet?
<Razzy>: Dalnet - yes.
<CuteCat>: Back.
<Seote`a>: bondagenet?
<Razzy>: Or at least I've heard the name dalnet.
<Razzy>: Bondagenet sounds kinky.
<Seote`a>: Alright, thank you.
<Vaxx>: I've heard of bondage
<Vaxx>: but that's a whole different type
<Seote`a>: Perhaps.
<CuteCat>: Seriously, Asie's in there? Awesome, gonna go watch.
<Seote`a>: Who is Asie?
<Vaxx>: Yeah, I'm talking to him
<Vaxx>: Oh
:<Vaxx>: He's pretty much a guy that all of the regulars here hate
:<Seote`a>: What is BNG?
<Seote`a>: Oh.
<Vaxx>: Bob and George
<Vaxx>: pretty hard to miss
<Seote`a>: Well, this is only my second time on this net.
<CuteCat>: He was a newbie who couldn't roleplay at all, and er... Then I can't really remember WHY he got banned, but he did. Possibly due to his roleplaying skills.
<Seote`a>: Oh.
<Vaxx>: He got banned for harassing people
<Vaxx>: and then for repeatedly bandodging to harass people some more
<Seote`a>: I would like to see some roleplay eventually... hahaha.
<CuteCat>: So he made a doodle-iffic comic that basically said "I am sad about being banned I do not like Mon".
:<Seote`a>: Oh.
<Razzy>: We have a side-plot to finish. :V
<Vaxx>: yeah
<CuteCat>: And okay, harassment and bandodging. That was it.
<Vaxx>: And then he made another one
<Vaxx>: And he also tried to impersonate me so I would get banned from the server
<Seote`a>: I'm sorry I asked if its sensitive.
<CuteCat>: Hahah, it's not sensitive at all.
<Razzy>: <It> No, I'm not sensitive, s'okay.
* Seote`a smiles and sips her tea.
<CuteCat>: We'd be happy to tell you about people we've banned for being trolls or otherwise causing trouble.
<Seote`a>: Thank you.
<Seote`a>: Trolls are what again?
:<Vaxx>: Trolls
:<Vaxx>: are
<CuteCat>: A troll is someone who comes purely to piss people off.
<Vaxx>: People that deliberately piss people off
<Seote`a>: Oh. THank you again.
<Razzy>: Big, skinny, wield clubs, sit under bridges.
<Seote`a>: Hahahahaha.
<Vaxx>: Those are homeless people, Raz
<Seote`a>: Those are not always skinny.
<Razzy>: Er, sorry, I said that out wrong.
<Razzy>: I meant that they have that specific kind of half-scaly, half-something skin.
<Razzy>: Grey and disgusting. :V
<CuteCat>: I thought it was green?
<Vaxx>: A Tank?
<Razzy>: I think it can be both.
<Seote`a>: ...
<Razzy>: No, tanks are made of metal.
<Razzy>: And have, like, caterpillars.
<Vaxx>: The ones from Left 4 Dead certainly aren't
<Razzy>: And cannons.
<Vaxx>: caterpillar threads, you mean.
<Razzy>: Bah, these aren't real tanks!
<Razzy>: Yeah, that.
* Seote`a prefers potato cannons.
<Razzy>: Though a tank on huge badass live caterpillars would be AWESOME!
* Chain prefers lightsabers
* Razzy prefers exploding into sweets.
<Seote`a>: Well... in the absence of light sabers.
* Razzy explodes into sweet cinnamon buns.
* CuteCat prefers real swords
* Razzy respawns.
* Seote`a prefers a needle and thread.
* Seote`a fidgets.
* CuteCat prefers bladed weapons at all, really. Swords, spears, claws, knives and... anything that makes such nice wounds like that. <3
<Vaxx>: I prefer the orthodox
* Seote`a prefers hatpins for weapons. Poison-tipped, of course.
<CuteCat>: I've always liked spears a lot, but... I'm not quite sure why.
* Razzy prefers many things. :V
* Seote`a too.
<Vaxx>: BOOKS
<Seote`a>: Quills!
<CuteCat>: Acupuncture needles~
<Vaxx>: RADIO'S
<Razzy>: Nuclear toasters!
<Vaxx>: butts
<Seote`a>: Chinese medicine!
<Chain>: Parks
<CuteCat>: Dogs
<Razzy>: Stevens!
<Chain>: Razzies
<Razzy>:
<Vaxx>: CARL
<CuteCat>: Plushies!
<Chain>: Pickles
<Seote`a>: Sqarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
<Razzy>: Cakes!
<Vaxx>: Tacks
<Vaxx>: Can be pretty painful
<Vaxx>: if you use them correctly
<Seote`a>: Well yes.
<Vaxx>: read: STAB THEM INTO PEOPLE'S EYES
<CuteCat>: Horrifically annoying puzzles where a voice mocks you and calls you "Carl" all the time could kill anyone!
<Lazers>: Ba-
<Lazers>: ASIEKIRKA
<Seote`a>: My GPS is like that.
<Vaxx>: YEAH WE KNOW CC LET HIM IN HERE
<asiekierka>: You missed an "e"
* CuteCat points to Asie "That's Asie, Seote."
<Seote`a>: Ahyes, thank you *stares*.
<Lazers>: Oh god.
:<Razzy>: RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING BANANA PHOOOOOOONE!
* Lazers headdesks.
<Vaxx>: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmQTYqo-QGg d'ohohoh
<asiekierka>: Anyway, I am not going to join the roleplays for a moment, but wait, if I don't now, i wouldn't have the occasion, school starts in a while here
<CuteCat>: Hey, Vaxx, you're the one who said he could join... Don't blame me.
* CuteCat pats Asie
<CuteCat>: I can see the improvement already~
* Seote`a smiles
<Seote`a>: Roleplay... what a concept.
<Jim>: ...
<CuteCat>: ... Oh yeah! I was working on a drawing... ahh, now I lost the groove completely. I'm glad that I have some reference points to help me out.
<Jim>: Wh...wh...
<Vaxx>: There's no such thing as roleplay
<Seote`a>: I know.
<Razzy>: Hi again, Jim!
<Jim>: Why.
<Vaxx>: it's all just a fluke to get people to come in here
<Jim>: Why is it back.
:<Vaxx>: because i somehow got bribed by CC to let him back in :\
<CuteCat>: Because the ban's probably expired by now, and he says he's improved.
* asiekierka notices the "ROLEPLAY" switch is set to "off"
<Razzy>: Before you ask: Yes, drying your in the electric socket is a bad idea.
<Seote`a>: Drats.
<asiekierka>: ...HEY!
<Jim>: Yeah, it's staying off.
<Jim>: Drying your what?
<CuteCat>: Sorry, Asie. We're in the middle of a plot we kinda need someone for.
<Seote`a>: Toast.
<Vaxx>: Drying your
<asiekierka>: ...You kinda need someone for.
<Razzy>: Your.
<Razzy>: You know, your .
<asiekierka>: What do you mean by "someone"
<Vaxx>: Drying your , you know
<CuteCat>: Elixer.
:<Vaxx>: I mean seriously don't you know what a is
<CuteCat>: We had to cut off yesterday, because I went to bed.
<Jim>: We mean, Laz, Elixer, Cat, Raz and myself are involved in something rather important RP-wise right now
<Jim>: I'm leaving in 10 minutes, and Elixer ain't here.
<Razzy>: Yyyyep.
<CuteCat>: ... Hey, damnit, I STILL don't know where my eraser is.
<asiekierka>: I once had the idea of "Alternate Roleplays", as in, roleplays in the same place, but ignoring whatever's happening in the main roleplay.
<Jim>: Also - cat! Question!
<Razzy>: Aww...
<Jim>: We do that all the time.
<CuteCat>: That idea just... Doesn't that just cause paradoxes?
<Vaxx>: That causes paradoxes
<CuteCat>: What's the question?
<Jim>: Anyhow. Cat! How often should one use conditioner?
<Razzy>: TIME PARADOX!
<Lazers>: Mm, we could RP in switch focus.
<Lazers>: PIME TARADOX
<asiekierka>: But I mean
<CuteCat>: ... Damnit, why are you asking me that!? Each time you wash up?
<asiekierka>: we alt. roleplay, and after the roleplay ends, all is ignored.
<asiekierka>: So it's like it never happened
<Lazers>: What's the point?
<Razzy>: ... Jim is trying to grow an AFRO!
<asiekierka>: Lazers: fun!
:<CuteCat>: I may be a girl, but I'm mainly a GEEK. A geek raised by males. Honestly... Hmm, maybe I should be a little less lazy and find my eraser. ... Naw.
:<asiekierka>: Isn't it the point of this IRC channel?
<Seote`a>: Why is your name in lowercase, asiekierka?
<CuteCat>: Good point, you should capitalize it.
<asiekierka>: I use this nick for about 2 and a half years
<asiekierka>: 3 soon
<Lazers>: Aye.
<Lazers>: Capitalize.
<Seote`a>: Baby.
<asiekierka>: and no, it'd suck capitalized.
<ASiekierka>: ...
<CuteCat>: ... Uh, not the S.
<Seote`a>: Just the A.
:<ASiekierka>: But AS are my initials
* Seote`a shakes her head.
<asiekierka>: and i like lowercasements
<CuteCat>: So... what does the "iekierka" mean?
<Vaxx>: A geek raised by males?
<Seote`a>: Are you a man?
<asiekierka>: Siekierka is my last name
<Vaxx>: So like you have 2 dads?
<Vaxx>: ...
<Vaxx>: Why are you using your last name on the internet?
<CuteCat>: No, but my parents didn't do much raising. I turned to my brothers.
<Vaxx>: Especially on a place like IRC?
<asiekierka>: why not
<CuteCat>: AS Siekierka... Google time!
<Vaxx>: D'ohohoho
<asiekierka>: haha
:* Razzy rolls.
:<asiekierka>: i'm registered with this nick on about every forum
<Vaxx>: Time to go on and hire some assassins
<Lazers>: Hmm.
<asiekierka>: Vaxx: You still don't know my first name
<Razzy>: So, anyway... RP?
* Lazers checks the yellow pages.
<CuteCat>: Nathan Gus Siekierka... Hmm, not him...
<Vaxx>: I do, actually.
<CuteCat>: Jason... Monica... John...
<Jim>: Goin' now.
<Xxav>: Okay.
<Razzy>: Bye, Jim!
<Seote`a>: Oh that is better.
<CuteCat>: Bye Jim!
<Vaxx>: facepalm.jpg
<Seote`a>: Ta, Jim.
<xxaV>: Now it fits
<Seote`a>: Skkkkkk!
<CuteCat>: Asie! Remember, no harrassing!
<CuteCat>: Just warning.
<Vaxx>: No, I'm pretty sure it doesn't.
<Vaxx>: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOwnGGZEKkw awww yeah this song
<asie_______>: Well, oh well
<asie_______>: /nick asiekierka
<Vaxx>: Just change your name to Carl or something
<asiekierka>: Carl?
<Jim>: or Bancho.
<asiekierka>: Bancho?
<asiekierka>:
<Jim>: Or FlyingHeads
<CuteCat>: RP's fine, by the way. Maybe someone can go dig up Kikari. Even if he stirs, since he's most likely still covered with snow and unable to leave he'll freak out.
<FlyingHead>: OFF, OFF, AND AWAY
<FlyingHead>: Well, he's still in a block of ice. Just a smaller one.
<asiekierka>: Wait, now I need to think how the hell will I enter again
<asiekierka>: this is, like, the 5th time!
<Vaxx>: Flying Head is
<Lazers>: Yeah.
<Razzy>: I have that covered, CC.
<Vaxx>: giving me flashes of those ADFUAHSFDUNZXCUVNASDUGH Medusa Heads from Castlevania
:* Seote`a settles down to watch.
:<asiekierka>: What about you find me in the snow?!
:* Lazers boots the IC switch into existance.
:<CuteCat>: I think Kikari's in a bit more need of being found, Asie.
:* CuteCat hops IC
:* Lazers boots then switches on.
:<Lazers>: ( Caffeine get. )
:<asiekierka>: [[CC, why can't I be buried in the snow? How else will I join without creating a PIME TARADOX?]]
:<CuteCat>: (I dunno, be buried if you want.)
:<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Sits on a branch, swinging her legs lazily. *
:<asiekierka>: [[Mm... kay. So I'm buried if anyone wants to know.]]
:<Razzy>: *Kikari may feel something warm melting the ice he's in. If he's awake or something*
:<Razzy>: *it goes kind of slow, but, still*
:<CuteCat>: *AltDev is making a snowman, Dev has woken up and is leaving to another dimension again, Mixama's lying in a tree, and Kikari's awake and freaking out and struggling very weakly to get free, in a state of panic.*
:<Razzy>: <Serenity leaps over the counter as she hears altDevic's scream and lands in the living room, looking at the newcomers> W-who?
:<Jim>: (( Meback? ))
<Razzy>: ( Hi again, Jim! )
* Charrr looks at Triest with Glee. 14Me?
<Jim>: (( Meback. ))
<Lazers>: <Kristi> Heheheh~ * Walks back into the living room. *
<Jim>: (( What's goin' on, eh?
<asiekierka>: (( I'm in the inn, asking for a doctor ))
<Chain>: <Triest> " Yes, you. I dentify yourself or fight, your choice" *Triest smiles wickedly, because he loves fights*
<Razzy>: <Chikya eventually slips out of her chair and runs away, hiding in the library, where she sits down in a chair and covers herself with some blankets> :< *she shivers slightly, slowly calming down*
<Razzy>: <Serenity looks at asie> O-oh, I know how to h-heal...
<Jim>: <Frank's in the longhouse, wandering about lazily with a cigar in him mouth>
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Pauses, looking back at Triest, and shrugs. * Sure, lets fight.
<CuteCat>: *AltDev hugs onto Serenity, hiding with her.*
<Razzy>: ( Wait, Serenity didn't hide anywhere. =_= )
* Charrr sets the cup down slowly, turning to the man with relish in her heart and nogood in her heart. 14Charrr. Be careful what you wish for, innocent.
<CuteCat|FoodTime>: (He hides behind her, I meant.)
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> ...Okay, but who are you, first?
<Razzy>: ( Ah. )
<Razzy>: <Serenity sweatdrops, then smiling with her eyes> A-ah, I'm Serenity. ^ ^;
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> Okay, so where can you heal me?
<Jim>: (( ...Oh yeah, the ACG. Hmm. ))
<Chain>: <Triest> "Suit youself, but don't complainn when you fall." "CHAOS BLAST" *Radiates chaos energy in an upwards going half sphere*
<Jim>: *Something under the kitchen sink rings, sounding much like an old-fashioned alarm clock*
<Razzy>: <Serenity raises her hand> O-oh, right here and n-Gah! 0 0 *she look at the chaos energy, backing off a bit*
:<Lazers>: <Kristi> Ooh, very pretty.
: :<Jim>: (( please tell me you people aren't smashing up the Inn. Again. ))
:<asiekierka>: [[Are you done or not?]]
:<Razzy>: ( Okay, I won't tell you that. )
:<Chain>: <Triest> Engulfs the entire Inn with chaos energy, making it over 1,000 degress.*
:<Jim>: (( ...*Facedesk* ))
: :<Jim>: *Something seems to be preventing said heat, limiting it to a single room*
:* Charrr laughs with a hollow note at the end, shifting her position just enough. Chaos... her best friend and commrade in arms. Chaos, he thinks! Her skin tingles and she flushes slightly, closing her eyes a fraction of a moment before opening them again and saying nothing, holding her ground, the inept still there... ohdismay at his fragile attempts.
:<Razzy>: <Serenity pales and then cringes, her eyes becoming red as she realizes that altDevic's in danger. Suddenly, a darkness shield spreads everywhere over the inn, shielding everything and everyone but the fighters> >:
:<Chain>: <Triest> Hmmph, you'll have to do better than that... Serenity" ( Triest is psychic to an extent)
:<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> Serenity! *cough* *COUGH*
:<Charrr>: <<1000 degrees?!>>
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> ...I wish for superpowers
<Jim>: *A Leprechaun pokes Triest on the knee. It's not clear how he got there or when, but he's there nonetheless. He seems somewhat grouchy.*
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Whethers the heat unprotected, protected by her projection. * Uh-huh. d**n psychos'!
<Lazers>: *Weathers
<Razzy>: *however, as he tries to read her mind, he gets a powerful feedback darkness pulse that should knock him back. Serenity stumbles back and cringes* <Serenity> G-gah!
<asiekierka>: +
<Chain>: <Triest> Kicks the leprechaun in the mouth and chops it in half.*
<asiekierka>: [[Sry.]]
<Chain>: ( YOu jnderestimate Triest
<Jim>: *The leprechaun is kicked, however he catches the chop, looking grouchy*
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> ...Will anyone heal me?
<Charrr>: <<Well, seems a bit extreme as a beginning move in a fight.>>
<Lazers>: ( Asie should of been incinerated. )
<asiekierka>: [[ ... ]]
<Jim>: <The leprechaun glares a bit> Now now, let's stop for a moment, yes?
<Lazers>: ( Is he protected? )
<Jim>: (( Yes. ))
<Razzy>: <Serenity regains her balance, her darkness shield still protecting everyone but the fighters, as stated above>
<Lazers>: <Kristi> ..Aww! * Picks the leprechaun up. *
<Lazers>: ( Not the leprechaun. )
<Jim>: <Leprechaun> ... Look, fighting is all well and good, but would you please take it outside?
<Chain>: <Triest> Takes out an emerald and uses it to make a shield
<Jim>: (( Asie is protected, yes. ))
<asiekierka>: [[ Yay! ]]
<Lazers>: ( Ah, cool. )
<Razzy>: <Serenity> Ghr...! *her eyes glow brighter as she glares at Triest*
* Charrr stands there a tad more charrred than usual, frowning again as she looks the man up and down before setting her hands on her hips. 14You really should be more careful, we are indoors you know.
<Jim>: <Leprechaun> OUTSIDE.
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> *sigh* *cough*
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> Are you going to still ba-*cough*--battle?
<Razzy>: <Serenity eventually calms down a bit, hugging altDevic, and looks at asiekierka, her eyes ceasing to glow. She then closes her eyes, sensing if he's allergic to darkness or something, and if he isn't, she uses her darkness to heal him>
* Charrr has no wish to engage in such a manner of fighting, turns her back on Triest and laughs to herself. Children... and creatures. What she needs is a good strong stick, is what she needs, yes. Sticks. And stones.
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Watches the fighting, not really bothered. *
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> ...Thanks.
<Jim>: <Leprechaun pops out of Kristi's grip, pointing to the exit of the Inn> Out out out out out!
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> I really wanted to play some retro games, could you please keep the battle outside?
<Razzy>: <Chikya has retreated back to her room by now, hiding in her bed, under the covers>
<Razzy>: <Serenity nods, then going with altDevic back to the kitchen>
<Jim>: *Oh yeah, there's now a large, unidentified stereo in the living room, on top of the pinball machine*
* Charrr ignores the Leprechaun as well, insane creatures, really... most of them. Not their own fault, of course, but still.
<asiekierka>: [[Is it loud, by chance, Jim?]]
<Jim>: *And there's still an alarm clock ringing under the kitchen sink*
<Jim>: (( It's not on yet. ))
<Chain>: <Triest> *Leap into the air above Charr and slices down to the floor, cutting floorboards and support beams into splinters* " Never laugh at me"
<asiekierka>: [[ I wanted to use it myself, but is it loud when on? ]]
* asiekierka goes to the living room
* Charrr sticks a foot out to trip him on his way down, laughing again. 14As you wish, Master Fighter.
<Jim>: (( Only if it's turned on, and it's hard-wired with a pre-recorded message ))
<asiekierka>: [[ ... . I wanted to connect my Stylophone to it by line-in and create my MASS WEAPON OF ANNOYANCE ]]
<Jim>: <Leprechaun growls, shaking a little fist> OUT! *With a cloud of green, Triest is transported just outside the Inn, as is Charr*
<Jim>: (( *cloud of green, sparkling dust. ))
<Chain>: <Triest> "CHAOS TORRENT" *Triest hammers the inn with boulder sized fireballs"
<Lazers>: <Kristi> Well, watching's getting boring. <
* Charrr studies the debris with a thrill and takes up a nice sturdy piece of wood, weighing it briefly as she lowers it to her side. Stick!
<Razzy>: *the inn is still surrounded with a darkness shield, though, so it has none of that*
<Jim>: *The fireballs bounce away from the inn, doing no damage*
<Chain>: <Triest> Sensing charrs intent, he leaps into the air and backflips about twenty feet away from charr
<Jim>: (( Protip : The inn is not a target. Targeting it invokes the higher-ups getting annoyed. ))
* Charrr is happy to have the stick outside, although her annoyance grows and she stares at Master Fighter with ill-will, but making no move to encourage his juvenile deliquency.
<Jim>: *There's a scarecrow outside, snoring, face-down in the snow*
<asiekierka>: [[Is there an NES in the living room?]]
<Jim>: (( Nope, but there are some other things. ))
<Chain>: ( Triest is just startled by the world, he means no harm)
:<asiekierka>: [[Any old stuff?]]
<Chain>: ( Triest is wary of strngers)
<Jim>: (( There's three arcade machines, one classics, one fighting games, one puzzle games. There's also a lightgun arcade collection, a pinball machine, and a DDR machine. ))
* Charrr approaches Triest with a smile, stopping with her toes almost toching his boots. 14Well now... have a sit and I will tell you a story.
<asiekierka>: [[Aww. I wanted to play some retro NES goodness]]
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Walks slowly out of the Inn, holding her sword. * I'm going to hit you with my sword! Till you die! *Lances over towards Triest.*
:<asiekierka>: [[Anyway, any computers in the inn?]]
<Chain>: <Triest> CHAOS CONTROL" * Ports the three of them to a spot about a mile away*
* Charrr looks at the girl and laughs again, lowering to a cross-legged position in the snow and patting the ground. You come h ave a sit as well, little girl.
* Charrr grits her teeth. 14Oh good grief!
<Lazers>: <Kristi> * Is ported, and quickly runs back. It takes her about two Minutes. *
<asiekierka>: [[Hmm? Jim? Any PCs in the inn?]]
<Jim>: <The scarecrow looks around> Whazzah?
<Chain>: <Triest> Appears on a rock and gets out his sniper rifle. "Bye bye Charr
<Razzy>: ( Not that I know of. )
<Jim>: (( None of my characters have one. ))
<asiekierka>: [[ ]]
<Charrr>: Alright, Mister, sit down.... here in the middle of whoknows where.
<Razzy>: ( Daerdritz and Triss have laptops, but they are unavailable. )
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Pauses. * I'm not a man. Jeez.
* Charrr shows him how it is down, sitting herself, cross-legged, hands on her knees.
<asiekierka>: [[ So I'm stuck without the only things I wish to use right now. ]]
* Charrr was talking to Triest.
<Jim>: (( Well, yeah, we just got the Inn like a week ago. ))
<Chain>: <Triest> *Sees Charr in his scope, but doesn't fire* "I can't kill her/him, I shoudln't have challenged her. *Triest shivers
<asiekierka>: [[Um, I remember the Inn from half a year ago]]
<Razzy>: ( Different inn. )
<Jim>: (( That one got smashed. ))
:* Charrr pats the ground and smiles again, 14SitsitSIT!!!
:<Jim>: (( This is a new one. ))
<asiekierka>: (( Mm-hm. ))
<Lazers>: <Kristi> Slice time. *Dashes up to Triest, danc into the airm
<Chain>: <Triest> *Remembers all the pointless battles he's fought* "I'm becoming just like my enemies. I have to get a truce with Charr
<Lazers>: -and slashes her sword down on him. *
<asiekierka>: (( I need to find a way to get either a console or a PC ))
<Jim>: (( ... Laz, I think you need a better keyboard. ))
<Lazers>: ( It's virtual. )
<Chain>: <Triest backflips and kicks a homing energy sphere at Charr
<Lazers>: ( OF COURSE I DO! >:U )
<Charrr>: Triest. Sit. Sit down here on the ground with me, you goof!
:<Jim>: *There's still an alarm clock going off under the kitchen sink*
<Chain>: <Triest> "But for now you shall not kill me
<Chain>: <Triest> "Huh?
<Razzy>: <Serenity listens, then opening the cupboard under the kitchen sink> Huh...? 0 0
* Charrr throws her hands into the air and looks heavenward, her lips moving in some curse or another, still patient but losing it fast.
<Chain>: <Triest> *Recalls the energy sphere
* asiekierka is terribly bored. "Guh, no PCs, no consoles, "
<Charrr>: SIT!
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock Golem is ringing noisily, vibrating a bit in a sitting position.*
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Wheels, horizontally slashing her sword at him. She moves FAST, too. *
<Chain>: <Triest> "Put down your weapons first"
<Chain>: <Triest> " I shall do the same
<Razzy>: <Serenity sweatdrops, trying to gently pick the alarm clock golem up> Er...
<Charrr>: What, this little stick, ohplease! You and your chaos are in fear of my little bit of wood? Come on now, nice and slow, sit yourself down and I will tell you a little story from my little woman heart.
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Golem is still ringing, and points a shaking brass thumb at a small button on it's back.
<Lazers>: ( So the slash had no effect? )
<Jim>: (( Hey, Kristi's slashing away at Treist ))
<Charrr>: <She left>
<Charrr>: <Oh...>
* asiekierka plays "Never gonna Give you Up" on his stylophone [/BLOOPER]
<CuteCat>: (Okay, finally finished reading up.)
:* Charrr flicks her finbgers at the girl. 14Cut it out and sit down or go home.
:<Razzy>: <Serenity gently presses the said button> B-better now? 0 0
<Jim>: <Frank's puts out his cigar, still sitting in the smashed-up longhouse> Noisy out there...
<Jim>: *The Alarm clock golem stops ringing. It nods enthusiastically, and dings twice*
<Chain>: <Triest> "Lemme deal with ... Kristi first" *Parries all kristis blows then leaps behind her and slashes her shoulder to ribbons
<Jim>: (( ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ))
<Jim>: (( no. ))
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> *Watches Serenity do stuff, letting go as the noise has disappeared* Ehh...?
<Jim>: (( A) Kristi is a hologram ))
:<Lazers>: <Kristi> I am home, and don't tell me to sit down, honestly. >
:<CuteCat>: (Um, Chain... No autohitting.)
:* Charrr waits.
<Jim>: (( B) Leaping behind her unscathed is nigh-impossible ))
* Charrr packs a nice snowball and tosses it up and down until it becomes nothing.
<Jim>: (( C) slashing with what? ))
<Razzy>: <Serenity smiles with her eyes> A-ah, good... ^ ^ *she gently puts the golem back on the ground*
* asiekierka is bored, wishing for a PC or a Wii
:<Chain>: ( His yoshimitsu of course)
<Jim>: <Alarm clock golem> *Bows to Serenity, then skips off into the living room*
<Chain>: ( You guys need to see triests bio, badly)
<CuteCat>: (... I'm sorry, what? "Yoshimitsu" makes me think of the awesome skeleton from Soul Calibur, not a sword.)
<Jim>: (( ...So you're trying to hit a HOLOGRAM with a METAL SWORD. ))
* Charrr rises and makes her way back to the Inn, has another cup of tea, and should get back to Triest by the time he and Kristi are finished or dead or both.
<Lazers>: ( Protip. It won't work. )
<Razzy>: <Serenity waves goodbye after the Alarm Clock Golem> Bye! ^ ^
<Jim>: (( I think YOU need to look through all the OTHER bios here. ))
<CuteCat>: (Also, I don't think "means no harm" is gonna fly as an excuse when you try to violently murder everyone you encounter.)
<Razzy>: <Joanne nods, sitting near Frank> Yyyyyhhhhheeeeeesssssss... :<
<Jim>: (( www.konikiforest.proboards61.com/index.cgi?board=cf Bam, have some bios. ))
<Chain>: ( his sword is called a yoshimitsu)
<Razzy>: ( I linked them to him earlier. :V )
<Jim>: <Frank nods, tipping his hat to Joanne> So, ya wanna hear a song?
<Razzy>: <Joanne thinks for a moment, then nodnodnodding> Yyyyyyyyyyyyyhhhhhhhheeeeeesssssssss...
<Jim>: <Frank> Ey! Boidy! Geddovah here!
<Lazers>: <Kristi> * As her slashes are parried, she increases her speed, giving him little chance to jump without being skewered. * You must be old, you move sloooow~
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> ... *Goes off to the living room* Hello? Are... Eeh? I think they're gone... *Stops, puzzled* I wonder if that guy was from home...? He looked kind of like me, didn't he? Body-type and all... *Runs off to search for Triest, curious*
<Jim>: <Birdy> Whazzah? *Looks up* <Frank> Practisin'! <Birdy> ...Whuh? <Frank facepalms> Jus' geddin' here.
<Razzy>: <Serenity gets up and looks after altDevic> W-wah, wait for me! 0 0 *she runs after him*
<asiekierka>: [[ CuteCat, I was in the living room ]]
<Razzy>: ( You make hurt my brain, me go get painkillers. )
<CuteCat>: (Well, altDev was in the kitchen.)
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> Ehh? Are you sure, mommy?
<asiekierka>: [[Well, he went to the living room and he asked Hello? there]]
<Jim>: <Birdy stumbles into the Longhouse. For the record, Frank took Kara's old room in the longhouse>
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Golem waves happily at Asiekierka>
<Razzy>: *Frank found some of Kara's old clothes, then. :V*
<Razzy>: <Serenity nods> Y-yes...
<Razzy>: <Joanne looks at Frank and Birdy, smiling>
<Jim>: <Birdy> Whuh? <Frank turns to Joanne> Hey, missy. You know how ta sing?
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> *notices the Alarm Clock Golem* Hi, whoever are you... Can you talk?
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Golem shakes it's head>
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> Well, okay... Let's go, then! *Runs ahead, searching for Triest once more and luckily enough going in the right direction.*
<Razzy>: <Joanne thinks for a moment, then nodding> Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii dhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooo... Bhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuut nhhhhhhhhhhooooooooot ssssssssssssooooooooooo wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllhhhhhhhhh...
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> Uh... no? Okay. Do you have any ideas for what can I do here?
<Jim>: <Alarm Clock Golem> ... *Breakdances*
<Razzy>: *it appears that Joanne has a small pierce-through wound in her throat... It is what causes her to speak so badly*
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> ...Uh, I can't dance. But that was sure entertaining.
<Chain>: ( Triest's bio mobianangel.deviantart.com/art/Triests-Bio-112653099?submitted=1)
<Lazers>: ( Hey, Asie, theres no point putting ' <asiekirka> ' there. )
<Jim>: (( Well, you don't have to, at least. ))
<Jim>: <Frank shrugs> Ah well... Arright, Birdy. Yer banjo? <Birdy> ...Oh! Yeh. Emmmm... *Searches through his jacket pockets, ruffling about*
<asiekierka>: So, uh, "thing", can you play puzzle games?
<Lazers>: ( Yeah, just thought it might be easier than repeating your nam- )
<CuteCat>: ("A calm being that never lets his emotions get in his way." ... Hahahah... Um, I think you need to work on making him act ICly. I mean, he just attacked and tried to kill the entire place because of someone asking him something.)
<Jim>: <Alarm Clock Golem> *Whirrs a bit, thinking... it dings twice, nodding a few times*
<Razzy>: <Serenity nods again and runs after altDevic>
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> Does that mean a yes? Okay, let's turn on one of these arcades then!
<Chain>: ( Ad i said, he's wary of strangers, and overreacts at times, which can get him into trouble)
<Jim>: (( NO KIDDIN'? ))
<Jim>: (( He's lucky the regulars aren't about... ))
<Chain>: ( Plus the emeralds have a part in this)
<Lazers>: ( Way to be hypocritical. )
<Chain>: ( As I said the emeralds have a part in this)
<Razzy>: ( He's lucky I don't feel like bringing any of my stronger chars to straighten him up. >_> )
<CuteCat>: (Heheh, now I imagine that he has voices in his head going "OH nuts STRANGER KILL IT" and stuff.)
<Razzy>: ( XD _
<Razzy>: *)
<asiekierka>: Hey, are we going to play or not?
<Lazers>: ( So, did he respond to my last IC post? )
<Razzy>: ( "KILL IT! KEEL EET! KEEL EET WITH FIRE!!!" )
<Chain>: (No, the emeralds polarization was reversed, making him evil )
<Vaxx>: (( kil an havy wit yor but ))
<Chain>: ( I'm bust with others too, I don't notice every post, sorry)
<CuteCat>: (What happened to the mech and Andrea, anyway?)
* Charrr follows Dev back to Triest.
<asiekierka>: ...Oh well, not want to play puzzle games?
<Chain>: ( They've been in the back ground)
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Golem is, as stated, two feet tall and made out of mechanical brass parts. It can't really reach the controlls for the arcades>
<Charrr>: <where?>
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> *Finds the fight soon enough. He hesitates, looking at Triest and Kristi, before running up into their sight and waving his arms.* H-H-Hey... You don't, you don't have to fight! Please stop it!
<asiekierka>: *looks at the Golem* ...Oh. Do you weigh a lot?
<Razzy>: <Serenity pales, speeding up> W-wah, Devvy, watch out! > <
<Chain>: ( Hint: once someone steals an emerald from him, the polarization goes back to normal because of contact with another sig, but it has to be a friendly)
<Jim>: (( ... How do you be friendly with that? ))
<asiekierka>: {{Jim, does he weigh a lot?}}
* Charrr grabs Dev's arm. 14Let them be.
<CuteCat>: (A friendly person, probably.)
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Keeps attacking Triest, with short, quick slashes. * Well, we don't -have- to, but it's sorta fun. :B
<Chain>: ( Meaning someone who has no intent to fight him
<Razzy>: <Serenity looks at Charrr> H-hey! <:
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock Golem weighs about 24 pounds, or about 11 kilograms*
<Vaxx>: (( Why does everything here always have to start with FIGHTAN ))
* Charrr smiles. 14You, too.
<Jim>: (( I don't know. ))
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> B-B-But-! They'll hurt each other! *Tries to pull free*
<Razzy>: ( No idea... I like calm RPs. :< )
<Charrr>: No, they will not.
<Chain>: <Triest> Continues parrying while wondering who the other Mobian is*
<Jim>: <Frank inspects Joanne's neck a bit> ...You godda hole in her neck, kiddo.
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> Yes they will! They're fighting! ;__; *Sobs, looking to the fighters again as he tries to pull himself free* Please stop!
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> I know! *goes to one of the empty rooms and takes a chair* *puts the golem on the chair* Here. Maybe now you can reach the controls.
<Lazers>: ( I like mixes. Just fighting is boring.)
<Vaxx>: (( It's not that I don't like the occasional FIGHTAN, but it gets tedious when pretty much every single character is introduced by FIGHTAN ))
<Chain>: <Triest> "Who are you, my fellow Mobian?"
<Razzy>: <Serenity stops by altDevic and hugs him from behind, trying to remove Charrr's hand from his arm>
:<Lazers>: ( Hey wait. )
<Jim>: *That works! The Alarm Clock Golem claps a few times, seeming quite happy with this*
<Razzy>: <Joanne looks at Frank, raising an eyebrow> Hhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh...?
<Lazers>: ( He's being attacked, yet can still talk calmly to Dev? )
<Jim>: <Frank taps his neck> Hole in yer neck, missy.
<asiekierka>: Okay! So, let's pop thi... Wait, I'm out of coins. Do you have any coins?
* Charrr clears her throat and screams over to the fighters. 1No need for all that, now, do have a break and come sit down. That's right... nice and slow, no need to get hurt.
<Razzy>: ( Most of my were introduced calmly. )
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> E-Eh? *Flinches as he's spoken to, being hugged by Serenity. He whimpers, obviously not wanting for them to fight more.*
<Chain>: ( He's a non hostile, triest can sense it)
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Spins round, and jumps round the side, attacking from behind. *
<Razzy>: <Joanne sweatdrops, moving her finger up... And putting it into the hole> ... Hhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh... ._.;
<Chain>: <Triest> *Stops time and walks over to the other Mobian*
<CuteCat>: (Hmm... Charrr, wouldn't it be better if you just put "" around your speech? Some people have black backgrounds, they wouldn't be able to see the black text.)
<asiekierka>: ((Jim?))
<Jim>: <Frank> Y'think that's what's makin ya talk so slowly?
<Jim>: (( Oh, whoops. ))
<Jim>: *The arcade machines are not actually coin-operated.*
<Jim>: (( Forgot to specify. ))
<CuteCat>: *AltDev is, uh, stopped in time then? He can't do anything to respond to being walked up to.*
<Razzy>: <Serenity looks at altDevic and then at the fighters... And attempts to put a darkness shield in between them to separate Triest from Kristi> S-stop! >:
<Chain>: <Triest> Starts time again " What's your name?"
<Razzy>: *oh, scratch that.*
<asiekierka>: *notices no coin slot* ...Oh. *feels embarassed* Anyway, let's play the game! *starts the game*
<Razzy>: *didn't notice the time stop*
<Chain>: ( No problem)
<Razzy>: <Serenity flinches as Triest is suddenly in front of them> W-wah? <:
<Jim>: *There's a very large collection of games to choose from, most of them ranging from 0- 92 in publication.*
<Lazers>: <Kristi> * And ..time stops. I'm sure she had some kinda defense against that, but she was unprepared, and didn't activate it. * Teleportation, not nice. Cheater. =_=
<Razzy>: <Joanne thinks for a while, then nodding> Phhhhhhhhhhoooooooosssssssssssssiiiiiiiiibhhhhhhhhhllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> WAAAH! *Tries to back off quickly, frightened as Triest is suddenly just there - he just bumps into Serenity, and tries to pull free from her so he can run off to a safer distance.*
<Razzy>: ( ... So she has defence against everything? ._.; )
<asiekierka>: {{Jim, is Tetris in the pack? Or any tetris-like game?}}
* Charrr gives it up as a lost cause for the moment and trudges her way back to the Inn, enters through the front door this time and sits near the fire, her scowl having disipated. She hums softly to herself, her eyes wandering about the room.
<Razzy>: <Serenity flinches and lets altDevic go, then backing off herself>
:<Jim>: (( It's an arcade machine, like what you'd find at an arcade. Just about every puzzle game is on there, so yeah, definitely tetris. ))
<Lazers>: ( No, but I -think- she had some part of her that was time proof. I'm not sure.)
<asiekierka>: Hey, you, what about we play Tetris?
* Charrr speaks in a sing-song manner under her breath, her eyes moving among the occupants in turn, preferring to not focus on any one person. 14I am a creature of the Fey... Prepare to give your soul away... My spell is passion and it is art... My song can bind a human heart... And if you chance to know my face... My hold shall be your last embrace.
<Razzy>: ( Ah, K, just checking. )
<Jim>: (( Kinda like dan.crouthamel.info/images/cab1.jpg ))
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Golem nods>
<CuteCat>: *AltDev runs away from Triest, stopping a few meters away if Triest doesn't follow.*
<Lazers>: ( I think it was actually just a clock that kept going, and alerted her. :B )
* asiekierka turns on Tetris, and so, we start the game!
<Razzy>: ( XD )
* Charrr continues slowly 14I shall be thy lover...
<Jim>: <Frank> Hunh... Maybe some tape'd fix that. Or healin'...
* Charrr 14I am unlike a mortal lass... From dreams of longing I have passed... I came upon your lonely cries... Revealed beauty to your eyes... So shun the world that you have known... And spend your nights within my own. I shall be thy lover...
<Chain>: <Triest> *feels a tug in his pocket, and take out his emeralds*
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock Golem isn't very good at gaming, but seems quite happy to be playing nonetheless.*
* Charrr 14Through the kisses that I give... I draw from you that I will live... And though you think this weakness grand... The touch of death, your lover's hand... Your will to live has come too late... Come to my arms, and love this fate! I shall be thy lover...
<Lazers>: * Runs forwards towards Triestand stabs him in the back. *
<Razzy>: <Serenity stops by altDevic, looking Triest> W-what are you doing?
<Lazers>: Triest, and*
<Chain>: <Triest> *Gets hit over the head with an acorn, and startled, jolts, and an emerald flies out of his hands.*
<asiekierka>: *asiekierka isn't good at gaming either, so no problem for the Golem *
:* Charrr 14I am a creature of the Fey... Prepare to give your soul away... My spell is passion and it is art... My song can bind a human heart... And if you chance to know my face... My hold shall be your last embrace.
* Charrr laughs to herself and goes silent.
<Razzy>: <Joanne ponders for a moment, then nodding> Yyyyyyyyyyhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...
<Chain>: <Triest> *Senses someone behind him and backflips just in time to avoid a sword.*
<CuteCat>: *AltDev cries out in fear as he sees Lazers' move.* <altDevic> S-Stop it, don't! Stop... Stop fighting, PLEASE!!
<Jim>: (( Er, Lazers? I think he meant Kristi, since Laz is ICly very elsewhere. ))
<CuteCat>: *Kristi's
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Stops still, and relaxes her sword. * Aw, fine! :<
<Razzy>: <Serenity sighs in relief as Kristi stops> Thanks S-Satan... v v
<Jim>: <Frank> Lemme see whaddIgot... *He digs through his pockets* Wherrizit...
<Chain>: <Triest> *looks around for his emerald, and sees it next to ...Altdev* "Give me my emerald!"
<Razzy>: <Joanne waits, smiling and purring slightly, rocking left and right>
<asiekierka>: Hey, *pauses the game*, Golem, want to try playing an instrument?
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> W-What? I, I don't have any... *Glances around, and notices the emerald* T-That? *Tries to pick it up*
<Razzy>: <Serenity looks at Triest and then follows his gaze to the emerald, raising an eyebrow> H-huh? Watch o-out, Devvy, it c-could be dangerous! <:
<Chain>: ( The emrald weighs apound)
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock golem doesn't have fingers, or a mouth. He MIGHT be able to play xylophone and a few other percussion instruments, but that's about it*
<Chain>: ( The emrald will niot hurt huim)
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock Golem tilts it's head, curious*
<asiekierka>: *Wait, so how did he play the arcade game?*
<Jim>: (( His hand is like a mitten. ))
<Razzy>: ( Arcade games usually have less buttons. )
<Jim>: (( Lemme rephrase that. ))
<asiekierka>: *Because that instrument is just holding a stylus*
<Razzy>: ( Like, in case of tetris a joystic is enough. >_> )
<Jim>: (( It's hands are like mittens. Opposable thumb. ))
<Razzy>: ( *joystick )
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> B-B-But... he wants it, r-right? It didn't hurt him...
<asiekierka>: *So all he needs is being able to hold a stylus and just have some precision*
<Chain>: <Triest> "My emerald please?"
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock Golem nods, looking curiously at Asiekierka*
<Razzy>: <Serenity sighs in relief as nothing bad happens after altDevic picked it up> O-of course, we should g-give it back... I was j-just worried, that's all. Sorry. <:
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> *Quietly and carefully moves over to Triest with the emerald, holding it up* Y-You won't hurt more people, r-right?
<asiekierka>: {{http://retrothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ 07/09/12/stylophone.jpg - the instrument in question}}
<asiekierka>: {{only mine is white}}
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Stands idly. *
<Razzy>: <Serenity follows altDevic, staying close to him as she doesn't entirely trust Triest>
<Chain>: <Triest> * Feels odd and faints from a severe drop in blood pressure*
<CuteCat>: (Ah, put a space between the brackets and the link. Can't click it otherwise.)
* asiekierka hands the Stylophone to the golem and turns it on. "Be careful with that, okay?"
<asiekierka>: {{ uh... retrothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ 07/09/12/stylophone.jpg - okay}}
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> W-Wah?! *Stares at Triest as he collapses, stunned with surprise* ...!? M-Mister!? What happened?!
<Razzy>: <Serenity pales and crouches by Triest> W-what?! *she closes her eyes and tries to sense what's wrong with him*
<Jim>: <Frank pulls a small leather book from his jacket> 'Ere we go...
<Lazers>: <Kristi> Huh.
<asiekierka>: Maybe you want to play Silent Night? I can teach you.
<Razzy>: <Joanne looks at the book, raising an eyebrow> Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...?
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Golem takes the stylus gently, then prods one of the keys gently>
<Chain>: <Triest> * Wakes up after about 2 minutes and hears a someone talking to him* "Huh? Oh, the emralds polarization got reversed, they are tools of positive enegy, but can be changed to tools of negative energy when they come in contact with a pure negative energy dimension
<Jim>: (( Aaaand BRB in like 5 minutes. ))
<Razzy>: ( Bye! )
<Lazers>: ( Cya, Jim! )
<asiekierka>: No need to be SO safe. You press the stylus slightly harder than you write with a pen.
<asiekierka>: Also, do you want me to teach you Silent Night?
<Razzy>: <Serenity opens her eyes and looks at Triest as he wakes up, worried> I-is everything okay? You f-fainted so suddenly... <:
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> ... *Just looks at Triest, apparently not having understood any of that. He's still holding the emerald, hugging it to his chest.*
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Goelm tries again, being a little less tenacious>
:<asiekierka>: Great! Now, let's try Silent Night. First hold "6", then hold "7", "6" and "4" for a slightly shorter while.
<Chain>: <Triest> *Not rembering what happened after he teloported from his home world of Mobius* "Did I happen to fight anyone? If i did I'm sorry, the polarization makes me go evil because the emeralds are linked to me"
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Golem looks at Asiekierka for a moment, then at the keyboard. After a short whirr, it dings, understanding. It pokes the keys in that order>
<asiekierka>: Nice! Now, repeat that.
<Jim>: <Frank> Ah, lessee... *He flips through some of the pages* Patch, patch, patch...
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock Golem repeats the action, seeming enthusiastic about it*
<Lazers>: <Kristi> Yeah, right. Of course. ~
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> I-I don't... I don't understand, but y-you were acting scary...
<asiekierka>: Okay, now, hold 10, press it again and hold 8, then press 8.5 twice, then hold 6.
<Razzy>: <Serenity ponders for a moment, then nodding> Y-yeah, you k-kind of did... <: B-but I d-don't think that a-anyone was h-hurt... *she looks at altDevic, then getting up and hugging him* I-it's okay, Devvy, it's o-over... I hope. *she sighs*
<Jim>: (( And now I gotta BRB. Five-ten minutes. ))
<Razzy>: <Joanne waits, again purring and rocking to the sides>
<Razzy>: ( Bye! )
<Chain>: <Triest> "I do act pretty scary when that happens It's happened before. No need to worry now though"
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> ... H-Here, your... your item... *Carefully holds out the emerald to Triest*
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Rolls her eyes. *
<Razzy>: <Serenity nods hesitantly, still hugging altDevic> Y-yes... <:
<asiekierka>: {{ Sorry, restarting my ACG funtime }}
<Razzy>: ( Hi again, Jim! )
<Razzy>: ( You just missed Elixer, but he'll BRB. )
<asiekierka>: Chikya, sorry, I'm currently busy, could you please come back later? Sorry I need to tell you that but I'm practicing with this thing. *points to the ACG*
:<Jim>: (( Back again. ))
<Elixer>: ( Welcome back. )
<Jim>: (( Awriiiight, the whole gang's here. Cat, Razzy, Lazers, Elixer, Jim, you guys ready? ))
<asiekierka>: (( *sigh* ))
<Razzy>: <Chikya sweatdrops> A-ah, but this room is for e-everyone, I just sit e-elsewhere. ^^; *she waves her wing in a greeting to the alarm clock golem* Hello to you too~ *and then she goes over to a chair, sitting down in it.*
<Razzy>: ( I am. )
<Razzy>: ( Map repost: img.imgcake.com/Razielchan/avernuscathedrabaselvlx1.png )
<asiekierka>: (( Ok, Jim, so I'll sit with the ACG later [except if you can roleplay with the ACG still] ))
<asiekierka>: ((If you can keep the "ACG funtime" thing on, I'd be happy!))
<Lazers>: ( Okay, lets go. Although, I doubt Jim can do that. )
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock Golem waves to Chikya, then turns back to the Stylophone, taking a moment to remember the combination of buttons he was told to press. With a short Whirr, it presses the buttons cheerfuly*
<Jim>: (( I think I can, yeah. ))
<asiekierka>: (( Yay. ))
<asiekierka>: (( I'm not going to stay for a lot, but I want to keep ACG entertained, too. I like him. ))
<Lazers>: ( )
<Jim>: *Meanwhile, back at a distant cathedral...*
<asiekierka>: ((except me and ACG ))
<Jim>: (( Well, yes. ))
<Razzy>: *the mysterious man has just changed into a hulking huge dragon with torn-off limbs! img.imgcake.com/Razielchan/avernuscathedrabaselvlx1.png *
<Lazers>: * After a bit, he stands, breathing raggedly, and sways. *
<Razzy>: *wings
<Razzy>: ( ... 'limbs'. *facepalms* XD )
<asiekierka>: Ok, you're going good! Now, where we were... ah! yes! Now, 7, 7, 8.5, 8, 7, hold 6, then 7, 6, hold 4.
<CuteCat>: *Zakragon has gotten a hold of Blend, and backs up against a wall with the mage held tightly. Zakragon looks around, just to see where people are. It's breathing rather heavily, and a lot of dark blue blood is running down its wounds.*
<asiekierka>: {{Is the golem a robot-like thing or an organic being, or "six from here, half a dozen from there"?}}
<Gears>: ... *There's a sudden cry that comes from the room Blend was once in. Gears stands, holding his side. Blood drips down from his arm, chest, and mouth.* ...
<Chain>: ( Will be back in about 10)
And that's the last we heard of Chain (or charr) IC, methinks.
NOT THAT I MIND.
<Lazers>: The contest?
<Lazers>: The quick?
<Seote`a>: It was not a contest.
<Razzy>: BRB.
<Lazers>: Not talking to you, brain expert.
<Seote`a>: Be... Right... BACK! *GOES!!!*
<Lazers>:
<Seote`a>: 15Phfffffffffffffft.
<Chain>: This is a lively place
<Jim>: You keep saying that, but you keep not leaving.
<Jim>: OHGOD MY TOAST IS ON FIRE!
<CuteCat>: It's like me when I'm supposed to go to bed.
<Seote`a>: Yesyes I know... dammit.
<Lazers>: Ah, jeez.
<Lazers>: Chain, seriously.
<Lazers>: Stop stalking me.
* Seote`a reallyreallyreally goes for the tea!
<CuteCat>: Yeah, the Quick!! contest. There's a song about the guy, and it goes really fast at points. So if you can pull it off, then I'm gonna get you anything you want.
<Vaxx>: I'm going to bed
* Seote`a wails.
<CuteCat>: ... Wait, Chain's a stalker of yours, Laz? Huh, good to know where HE came from.
<Seote`a>: Noooooooooooooo!
<Vaxx>: Because according to my clock it's 4 2 AM
<Chain>: No
<Chain>: I found the channel via Razzy
* Seote`a wanders off and hopes Vaxx puts off bedtime for Bonzo.
<Lazers>: You've slowly joined four of my channels.
<Vaxx>: you own no channels
<Jim>: FUTURE NOTE!
<CuteCat>: Maybe he just likes you.
<Lazers>: Maybe.
<Vaxx>: Maybe he wants to date rape you
<CuteCat>: ... Why does the dog keep hitting its cone against things!?
<Vaxx>: It wants to get it off
<Lazers>: To try and get it off.
<Jim>: If your toast is on fire, do NOT try and take it out of the toaster WHILE SAID TOASTER IS STILL ON.
<Jim>: OW.
<Vaxx>: NO sh*t, JIM
<Jim>: I panicked, shush.
<Lazers>: Turn toaster off.
<Vaxx>: that's almost as bad as dropping a toaster into your bathtub while you're in it
<Lazers>: DousE with considerable amounts of water.
<Lazers>: :B
<CuteCat>: My GOD, Jim! Is... that... I'm starting to think you're doing all this stuff on purpose, almost. Put your hand under running water, cold.
<Lazers>: Subconcious emo!
<Vaxx>: Jim
<Vaxx>: I have an idea
<CuteCat>: Yeah. His brain forgets to ask itself "is this a good idea?" before doing stuff.
<Vaxx>: Like
<Vaxx>: to get rid of the pain
<Vaxx>: You should get a pair of scissors
<Vaxx>: and run around the hosue with them
<Vaxx>: house
<Vaxx>: even
<Lazers>: He might die! D:
<Vaxx>: bash.org/?8775i laff'd
<Lazers>: He'd like stab them into his eye.
<Jim>: Nah, I'd propably stab my right hand into the wall and be stuck there untill somebody else got home.
<Vaxx>: smooth
<Razzy>: Back.
<Jim>: And yeah, cold water to stop burns, leave cold damp cloth on hand to help. Fortunately, I can type with one hand at a easonable pace.
<Jim>: *reasonable
<Lazers>: Lets not ask why.
<Razzy>: =_=
<CuteCat>: ... Holy crap, there's a zombie-porno film. D: flipsidered.deviantart.com/journal/23152 1/
<Chain>: lazerrs, if you're gonna bring the same stuff to this channel to, I'm gonna asked you be banned
<Razzy>: Jim... I... I just... Gah, damn, how do you DO that?!
<Chain>: I'm tired of your harrasment
<Lazers>: ..Excuse me?
<Jim>: Chain - I do the banning, and the hammer is pointed at you.
<CuteCat>: Um... Chain, I'm sorry, but Lazers is a regular here. What exactly did he do?
<CuteCat>: Jim, don't be so hasty.
:<CuteCat>: Laz, don't tell Chainy he's harrassing you, it seems to be upsetting.
<Jim>: Just getting the point across. He wants to start up drama at random, it's hammer time.
<Vaxx>: Chain, you're harassing me.
<Vaxx>: CC, don't be a mom
<Lazers>: ._.;
<Chain>: No actually almost every time i make a comment when he's active he makes a smart alecy remark
<Jim>: Vaxx, troll harder.
<Razzy>: Now, where's Elixer... We need him to finish the side-plot. At least that part of it. :V
<Jim>: Lazers : Good job.
<Vaxx>: Jim, you're abusing your powers
<Vaxx>: I am going to vote for you to get demoted
<Vaxx>: on the forums
<Jim>: Kay.
<Chain>: Me as well
* Razzy is sad. No one commented on Razzy. :<
<CuteCat>: Laz, don't be mean at Chainy. Chainy, don't be mean at Laz. Now I leave to walk a dog, and leave the much more trigger-happy and visibly psycho Jim in charge.
<Jim>: ARARAR.
<Lazers>: Food.
<Lazers>: Brb.
<Jim>: Showertime
:<Jim>: brb
<Vaxx>: CHAIN YOU ARE A TREMENDOUS f*g**t I HATE YOU
* Seote`a comes back and resettles, remaining silent.
<Vaxx>: Hi thar again
<Vaxx>: <mixster> This is the Internet - telling stupid people not to do stupid things is like telling a deaf person to listen closely
<Chain>: I can see that this is not a very friendly environment
<Seote`a>: Hello again.
<Vaxx>: I agree with the comment 2 lines above me
<Vaxx>: 3 now
* Seote`a keeps her thoughts to hersweetself.
* Razzy pokes Seote'a. "What thoughts? "
<Seote`a>: Eek.
* Seote`a smiles.
* Razzy smiles.
<Seote`a>: Do you know what Seota`e means?
<Razzy>: No idea.
<Seote`a>: Hahahah mispelled my own name!
:<Vaxx>: What DOES it mean?
<Razzy>: Heheh.
<Seote`a>: Ah Chain... h ello and welcome to a most friendly environment!
<Chain>: Lol
* Seote`a smiles again.
<Seote`a>: Ghost Woman. Cheyanne.
<Razzy>: Ah, cool.
<Vaxx>: OH FUUUCK
<Vaxx>: ASIE IS IN #BNG
<Seote`a>: What is DarkMyst WebChat Service?
<Vaxx>: It's this server's webchat service
<Chain>: A figment of your imagination
<Vaxx>: It's laggy and buggy as hell though
<Seote`a>: Oh...
<Chain>: Noone ever said figemtns had to be smooth flowing
<Seote`a>: Do any of you know socerynet?
<Razzy>: Nope.
<Seote`a>: starchat?
<Seote`a>: dalnet?
<Razzy>: Dalnet - yes.
<CuteCat>: Back.
<Seote`a>: bondagenet?
<Razzy>: Or at least I've heard the name dalnet.
<Razzy>: Bondagenet sounds kinky.
<Seote`a>: Alright, thank you.
<Vaxx>: I've heard of bondage
<Vaxx>: but that's a whole different type
<Seote`a>: Perhaps.
<CuteCat>: Seriously, Asie's in there? Awesome, gonna go watch.
<Seote`a>: Who is Asie?
<Vaxx>: Yeah, I'm talking to him
<Vaxx>: Oh
:<Vaxx>: He's pretty much a guy that all of the regulars here hate
:<Seote`a>: What is BNG?
<Seote`a>: Oh.
<Vaxx>: Bob and George
<Vaxx>: pretty hard to miss
<Seote`a>: Well, this is only my second time on this net.
<CuteCat>: He was a newbie who couldn't roleplay at all, and er... Then I can't really remember WHY he got banned, but he did. Possibly due to his roleplaying skills.
<Seote`a>: Oh.
<Vaxx>: He got banned for harassing people
<Vaxx>: and then for repeatedly bandodging to harass people some more
<Seote`a>: I would like to see some roleplay eventually... hahaha.
<CuteCat>: So he made a doodle-iffic comic that basically said "I am sad about being banned I do not like Mon".
:<Seote`a>: Oh.
<Razzy>: We have a side-plot to finish. :V
<Vaxx>: yeah
<CuteCat>: And okay, harassment and bandodging. That was it.
<Vaxx>: And then he made another one
<Vaxx>: And he also tried to impersonate me so I would get banned from the server
<Seote`a>: I'm sorry I asked if its sensitive.
<CuteCat>: Hahah, it's not sensitive at all.
<Razzy>: <It> No, I'm not sensitive, s'okay.
* Seote`a smiles and sips her tea.
<CuteCat>: We'd be happy to tell you about people we've banned for being trolls or otherwise causing trouble.
<Seote`a>: Thank you.
<Seote`a>: Trolls are what again?
:<Vaxx>: Trolls
:<Vaxx>: are
<CuteCat>: A troll is someone who comes purely to piss people off.
<Vaxx>: People that deliberately piss people off
<Seote`a>: Oh. THank you again.
<Razzy>: Big, skinny, wield clubs, sit under bridges.
<Seote`a>: Hahahahaha.
<Vaxx>: Those are homeless people, Raz
<Seote`a>: Those are not always skinny.
<Razzy>: Er, sorry, I said that out wrong.
<Razzy>: I meant that they have that specific kind of half-scaly, half-something skin.
<Razzy>: Grey and disgusting. :V
<CuteCat>: I thought it was green?
<Vaxx>: A Tank?
<Razzy>: I think it can be both.
<Seote`a>: ...
<Razzy>: No, tanks are made of metal.
<Razzy>: And have, like, caterpillars.
<Vaxx>: The ones from Left 4 Dead certainly aren't
<Razzy>: And cannons.
<Vaxx>: caterpillar threads, you mean.
<Razzy>: Bah, these aren't real tanks!
<Razzy>: Yeah, that.
* Seote`a prefers potato cannons.
<Razzy>: Though a tank on huge badass live caterpillars would be AWESOME!
* Chain prefers lightsabers
* Razzy prefers exploding into sweets.
<Seote`a>: Well... in the absence of light sabers.
* Razzy explodes into sweet cinnamon buns.
* CuteCat prefers real swords
* Razzy respawns.
* Seote`a prefers a needle and thread.
* Seote`a fidgets.
* CuteCat prefers bladed weapons at all, really. Swords, spears, claws, knives and... anything that makes such nice wounds like that. <3
<Vaxx>: I prefer the orthodox
* Seote`a prefers hatpins for weapons. Poison-tipped, of course.
<CuteCat>: I've always liked spears a lot, but... I'm not quite sure why.
* Razzy prefers many things. :V
* Seote`a too.
<Vaxx>: BOOKS
<Seote`a>: Quills!
<CuteCat>: Acupuncture needles~
<Vaxx>: RADIO'S
<Razzy>: Nuclear toasters!
<Vaxx>: butts
<Seote`a>: Chinese medicine!
<Chain>: Parks
<CuteCat>: Dogs
<Razzy>: Stevens!
<Chain>: Razzies
<Razzy>:
<Vaxx>: CARL
<CuteCat>: Plushies!
<Chain>: Pickles
<Seote`a>: Sqarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
<Razzy>: Cakes!
<Vaxx>: Tacks
<Vaxx>: Can be pretty painful
<Vaxx>: if you use them correctly
<Seote`a>: Well yes.
<Vaxx>: read: STAB THEM INTO PEOPLE'S EYES
<CuteCat>: Horrifically annoying puzzles where a voice mocks you and calls you "Carl" all the time could kill anyone!
<Lazers>: Ba-
<Lazers>: ASIEKIRKA
<Seote`a>: My GPS is like that.
<Vaxx>: YEAH WE KNOW CC LET HIM IN HERE
<asiekierka>: You missed an "e"
* CuteCat points to Asie "That's Asie, Seote."
<Seote`a>: Ahyes, thank you *stares*.
<Lazers>: Oh god.
:<Razzy>: RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING BANANA PHOOOOOOONE!
* Lazers headdesks.
<Vaxx>: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmQTYqo-QGg d'ohohoh
<asiekierka>: Anyway, I am not going to join the roleplays for a moment, but wait, if I don't now, i wouldn't have the occasion, school starts in a while here
<CuteCat>: Hey, Vaxx, you're the one who said he could join... Don't blame me.
* CuteCat pats Asie
<CuteCat>: I can see the improvement already~
* Seote`a smiles
<Seote`a>: Roleplay... what a concept.
<Jim>: ...
<CuteCat>: ... Oh yeah! I was working on a drawing... ahh, now I lost the groove completely. I'm glad that I have some reference points to help me out.
<Jim>: Wh...wh...
<Vaxx>: There's no such thing as roleplay
<Seote`a>: I know.
<Razzy>: Hi again, Jim!
<Jim>: Why.
<Vaxx>: it's all just a fluke to get people to come in here
<Jim>: Why is it back.
:<Vaxx>: because i somehow got bribed by CC to let him back in :\
<CuteCat>: Because the ban's probably expired by now, and he says he's improved.
* asiekierka notices the "ROLEPLAY" switch is set to "off"
<Razzy>: Before you ask: Yes, drying your in the electric socket is a bad idea.
<Seote`a>: Drats.
<asiekierka>: ...HEY!
<Jim>: Yeah, it's staying off.
<Jim>: Drying your what?
<CuteCat>: Sorry, Asie. We're in the middle of a plot we kinda need someone for.
<Seote`a>: Toast.
<Vaxx>: Drying your
<asiekierka>: ...You kinda need someone for.
<Razzy>: Your.
<Razzy>: You know, your .
<asiekierka>: What do you mean by "someone"
<Vaxx>: Drying your , you know
<CuteCat>: Elixer.
:<Vaxx>: I mean seriously don't you know what a is
<CuteCat>: We had to cut off yesterday, because I went to bed.
<Jim>: We mean, Laz, Elixer, Cat, Raz and myself are involved in something rather important RP-wise right now
<Jim>: I'm leaving in 10 minutes, and Elixer ain't here.
<Razzy>: Yyyyep.
<CuteCat>: ... Hey, damnit, I STILL don't know where my eraser is.
<asiekierka>: I once had the idea of "Alternate Roleplays", as in, roleplays in the same place, but ignoring whatever's happening in the main roleplay.
<Jim>: Also - cat! Question!
<Razzy>: Aww...
<Jim>: We do that all the time.
<CuteCat>: That idea just... Doesn't that just cause paradoxes?
<Vaxx>: That causes paradoxes
<CuteCat>: What's the question?
<Jim>: Anyhow. Cat! How often should one use conditioner?
<Razzy>: TIME PARADOX!
<Lazers>: Mm, we could RP in switch focus.
<Lazers>: PIME TARADOX
<asiekierka>: But I mean
<CuteCat>: ... Damnit, why are you asking me that!? Each time you wash up?
<asiekierka>: we alt. roleplay, and after the roleplay ends, all is ignored.
<asiekierka>: So it's like it never happened
<Lazers>: What's the point?
<Razzy>: ... Jim is trying to grow an AFRO!
<asiekierka>: Lazers: fun!
:<CuteCat>: I may be a girl, but I'm mainly a GEEK. A geek raised by males. Honestly... Hmm, maybe I should be a little less lazy and find my eraser. ... Naw.
:<asiekierka>: Isn't it the point of this IRC channel?
<Seote`a>: Why is your name in lowercase, asiekierka?
<CuteCat>: Good point, you should capitalize it.
<asiekierka>: I use this nick for about 2 and a half years
<asiekierka>: 3 soon
<Lazers>: Aye.
<Lazers>: Capitalize.
<Seote`a>: Baby.
<asiekierka>: and no, it'd suck capitalized.
<ASiekierka>: ...
<CuteCat>: ... Uh, not the S.
<Seote`a>: Just the A.
:<ASiekierka>: But AS are my initials
* Seote`a shakes her head.
<asiekierka>: and i like lowercasements
<CuteCat>: So... what does the "iekierka" mean?
<Vaxx>: A geek raised by males?
<Seote`a>: Are you a man?
<asiekierka>: Siekierka is my last name
<Vaxx>: So like you have 2 dads?
<Vaxx>: ...
<Vaxx>: Why are you using your last name on the internet?
<CuteCat>: No, but my parents didn't do much raising. I turned to my brothers.
<Vaxx>: Especially on a place like IRC?
<asiekierka>: why not
<CuteCat>: AS Siekierka... Google time!
<Vaxx>: D'ohohoho
<asiekierka>: haha
:* Razzy rolls.
:<asiekierka>: i'm registered with this nick on about every forum
<Vaxx>: Time to go on and hire some assassins
<Lazers>: Hmm.
<asiekierka>: Vaxx: You still don't know my first name
<Razzy>: So, anyway... RP?
* Lazers checks the yellow pages.
<CuteCat>: Nathan Gus Siekierka... Hmm, not him...
<Vaxx>: I do, actually.
<CuteCat>: Jason... Monica... John...
<Jim>: Goin' now.
<Xxav>: Okay.
<Razzy>: Bye, Jim!
<Seote`a>: Oh that is better.
<CuteCat>: Bye Jim!
<Vaxx>: facepalm.jpg
<Seote`a>: Ta, Jim.
<xxaV>: Now it fits
<Seote`a>: Skkkkkk!
<CuteCat>: Asie! Remember, no harrassing!
<CuteCat>: Just warning.
<Vaxx>: No, I'm pretty sure it doesn't.
<Vaxx>: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOwnGGZEKkw awww yeah this song
<asie_______>: Well, oh well
<asie_______>: /nick asiekierka
<Vaxx>: Just change your name to Carl or something
<asiekierka>: Carl?
<Jim>: or Bancho.
<asiekierka>: Bancho?
<asiekierka>:
<Jim>: Or FlyingHeads
<CuteCat>: RP's fine, by the way. Maybe someone can go dig up Kikari. Even if he stirs, since he's most likely still covered with snow and unable to leave he'll freak out.
<FlyingHead>: OFF, OFF, AND AWAY
<FlyingHead>: Well, he's still in a block of ice. Just a smaller one.
<asiekierka>: Wait, now I need to think how the hell will I enter again
<asiekierka>: this is, like, the 5th time!
<Vaxx>: Flying Head is
<Lazers>: Yeah.
<Razzy>: I have that covered, CC.
<Vaxx>: giving me flashes of those ADFUAHSFDUNZXCUVNASDUGH Medusa Heads from Castlevania
:* Seote`a settles down to watch.
:<asiekierka>: What about you find me in the snow?!
:* Lazers boots the IC switch into existance.
:<CuteCat>: I think Kikari's in a bit more need of being found, Asie.
:* CuteCat hops IC
:* Lazers boots then switches on.
:<Lazers>: ( Caffeine get. )
:<asiekierka>: [[CC, why can't I be buried in the snow? How else will I join without creating a PIME TARADOX?]]
:<CuteCat>: (I dunno, be buried if you want.)
:<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Sits on a branch, swinging her legs lazily. *
:<asiekierka>: [[Mm... kay. So I'm buried if anyone wants to know.]]
:<Razzy>: *Kikari may feel something warm melting the ice he's in. If he's awake or something*
:<Razzy>: *it goes kind of slow, but, still*
:<CuteCat>: *AltDev is making a snowman, Dev has woken up and is leaving to another dimension again, Mixama's lying in a tree, and Kikari's awake and freaking out and struggling very weakly to get free, in a state of panic.*
:<Razzy>: <Serenity leaps over the counter as she hears altDevic's scream and lands in the living room, looking at the newcomers> W-who?
:<Jim>: (( Meback? ))
<Razzy>: ( Hi again, Jim! )
* Charrr looks at Triest with Glee. 14Me?
<Jim>: (( Meback. ))
<Lazers>: <Kristi> Heheheh~ * Walks back into the living room. *
<Jim>: (( What's goin' on, eh?
<asiekierka>: (( I'm in the inn, asking for a doctor ))
<Chain>: <Triest> " Yes, you. I dentify yourself or fight, your choice" *Triest smiles wickedly, because he loves fights*
<Razzy>: <Chikya eventually slips out of her chair and runs away, hiding in the library, where she sits down in a chair and covers herself with some blankets> :< *she shivers slightly, slowly calming down*
<Razzy>: <Serenity looks at asie> O-oh, I know how to h-heal...
<Jim>: <Frank's in the longhouse, wandering about lazily with a cigar in him mouth>
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Pauses, looking back at Triest, and shrugs. * Sure, lets fight.
<CuteCat>: *AltDev hugs onto Serenity, hiding with her.*
<Razzy>: ( Wait, Serenity didn't hide anywhere. =_= )
* Charrr sets the cup down slowly, turning to the man with relish in her heart and nogood in her heart. 14Charrr. Be careful what you wish for, innocent.
<CuteCat|FoodTime>: (He hides behind her, I meant.)
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> ...Okay, but who are you, first?
<Razzy>: ( Ah. )
<Razzy>: <Serenity sweatdrops, then smiling with her eyes> A-ah, I'm Serenity. ^ ^;
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> Okay, so where can you heal me?
<Jim>: (( ...Oh yeah, the ACG. Hmm. ))
<Chain>: <Triest> "Suit youself, but don't complainn when you fall." "CHAOS BLAST" *Radiates chaos energy in an upwards going half sphere*
<Jim>: *Something under the kitchen sink rings, sounding much like an old-fashioned alarm clock*
<Razzy>: <Serenity raises her hand> O-oh, right here and n-Gah! 0 0 *she look at the chaos energy, backing off a bit*
:<Lazers>: <Kristi> Ooh, very pretty.
: :<Jim>: (( please tell me you people aren't smashing up the Inn. Again. ))
:<asiekierka>: [[Are you done or not?]]
:<Razzy>: ( Okay, I won't tell you that. )
:<Chain>: <Triest> Engulfs the entire Inn with chaos energy, making it over 1,000 degress.*
:<Jim>: (( ...*Facedesk* ))
: :<Jim>: *Something seems to be preventing said heat, limiting it to a single room*
:* Charrr laughs with a hollow note at the end, shifting her position just enough. Chaos... her best friend and commrade in arms. Chaos, he thinks! Her skin tingles and she flushes slightly, closing her eyes a fraction of a moment before opening them again and saying nothing, holding her ground, the inept still there... ohdismay at his fragile attempts.
:<Razzy>: <Serenity pales and then cringes, her eyes becoming red as she realizes that altDevic's in danger. Suddenly, a darkness shield spreads everywhere over the inn, shielding everything and everyone but the fighters> >:
:<Chain>: <Triest> Hmmph, you'll have to do better than that... Serenity" ( Triest is psychic to an extent)
:<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> Serenity! *cough* *COUGH*
:<Charrr>: <<1000 degrees?!>>
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> ...I wish for superpowers
<Jim>: *A Leprechaun pokes Triest on the knee. It's not clear how he got there or when, but he's there nonetheless. He seems somewhat grouchy.*
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Whethers the heat unprotected, protected by her projection. * Uh-huh. d**n psychos'!
<Lazers>: *Weathers
<Razzy>: *however, as he tries to read her mind, he gets a powerful feedback darkness pulse that should knock him back. Serenity stumbles back and cringes* <Serenity> G-gah!
<asiekierka>: +
<Chain>: <Triest> Kicks the leprechaun in the mouth and chops it in half.*
<asiekierka>: [[Sry.]]
<Chain>: ( YOu jnderestimate Triest
<Jim>: *The leprechaun is kicked, however he catches the chop, looking grouchy*
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> ...Will anyone heal me?
<Charrr>: <<Well, seems a bit extreme as a beginning move in a fight.>>
<Lazers>: ( Asie should of been incinerated. )
<asiekierka>: [[ ... ]]
<Jim>: <The leprechaun glares a bit> Now now, let's stop for a moment, yes?
<Lazers>: ( Is he protected? )
<Jim>: (( Yes. ))
<Razzy>: <Serenity regains her balance, her darkness shield still protecting everyone but the fighters, as stated above>
<Lazers>: <Kristi> ..Aww! * Picks the leprechaun up. *
<Lazers>: ( Not the leprechaun. )
<Jim>: <Leprechaun> ... Look, fighting is all well and good, but would you please take it outside?
<Chain>: <Triest> Takes out an emerald and uses it to make a shield
<Jim>: (( Asie is protected, yes. ))
<asiekierka>: [[ Yay! ]]
<Lazers>: ( Ah, cool. )
<Razzy>: <Serenity> Ghr...! *her eyes glow brighter as she glares at Triest*
* Charrr stands there a tad more charrred than usual, frowning again as she looks the man up and down before setting her hands on her hips. 14You really should be more careful, we are indoors you know.
<Jim>: <Leprechaun> OUTSIDE.
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> *sigh* *cough*
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> Are you going to still ba-*cough*--battle?
<Razzy>: <Serenity eventually calms down a bit, hugging altDevic, and looks at asiekierka, her eyes ceasing to glow. She then closes her eyes, sensing if he's allergic to darkness or something, and if he isn't, she uses her darkness to heal him>
* Charrr has no wish to engage in such a manner of fighting, turns her back on Triest and laughs to herself. Children... and creatures. What she needs is a good strong stick, is what she needs, yes. Sticks. And stones.
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Watches the fighting, not really bothered. *
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> ...Thanks.
<Jim>: <Leprechaun pops out of Kristi's grip, pointing to the exit of the Inn> Out out out out out!
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> I really wanted to play some retro games, could you please keep the battle outside?
<Razzy>: <Chikya has retreated back to her room by now, hiding in her bed, under the covers>
<Razzy>: <Serenity nods, then going with altDevic back to the kitchen>
<Jim>: *Oh yeah, there's now a large, unidentified stereo in the living room, on top of the pinball machine*
* Charrr ignores the Leprechaun as well, insane creatures, really... most of them. Not their own fault, of course, but still.
<asiekierka>: [[Is it loud, by chance, Jim?]]
<Jim>: *And there's still an alarm clock ringing under the kitchen sink*
<Jim>: (( It's not on yet. ))
<Chain>: <Triest> *Leap into the air above Charr and slices down to the floor, cutting floorboards and support beams into splinters* " Never laugh at me"
<asiekierka>: [[ I wanted to use it myself, but is it loud when on? ]]
* asiekierka goes to the living room
* Charrr sticks a foot out to trip him on his way down, laughing again. 14As you wish, Master Fighter.
<Jim>: (( Only if it's turned on, and it's hard-wired with a pre-recorded message ))
<asiekierka>: [[ ... . I wanted to connect my Stylophone to it by line-in and create my MASS WEAPON OF ANNOYANCE ]]
<Jim>: <Leprechaun growls, shaking a little fist> OUT! *With a cloud of green, Triest is transported just outside the Inn, as is Charr*
<Jim>: (( *cloud of green, sparkling dust. ))
<Chain>: <Triest> "CHAOS TORRENT" *Triest hammers the inn with boulder sized fireballs"
<Lazers>: <Kristi> Well, watching's getting boring. <
* Charrr studies the debris with a thrill and takes up a nice sturdy piece of wood, weighing it briefly as she lowers it to her side. Stick!
<Razzy>: *the inn is still surrounded with a darkness shield, though, so it has none of that*
<Jim>: *The fireballs bounce away from the inn, doing no damage*
<Chain>: <Triest> Sensing charrs intent, he leaps into the air and backflips about twenty feet away from charr
<Jim>: (( Protip : The inn is not a target. Targeting it invokes the higher-ups getting annoyed. ))
* Charrr is happy to have the stick outside, although her annoyance grows and she stares at Master Fighter with ill-will, but making no move to encourage his juvenile deliquency.
<Jim>: *There's a scarecrow outside, snoring, face-down in the snow*
<asiekierka>: [[Is there an NES in the living room?]]
<Jim>: (( Nope, but there are some other things. ))
<Chain>: ( Triest is just startled by the world, he means no harm)
:<asiekierka>: [[Any old stuff?]]
<Chain>: ( Triest is wary of strngers)
<Jim>: (( There's three arcade machines, one classics, one fighting games, one puzzle games. There's also a lightgun arcade collection, a pinball machine, and a DDR machine. ))
* Charrr approaches Triest with a smile, stopping with her toes almost toching his boots. 14Well now... have a sit and I will tell you a story.
<asiekierka>: [[Aww. I wanted to play some retro NES goodness]]
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Walks slowly out of the Inn, holding her sword. * I'm going to hit you with my sword! Till you die! *Lances over towards Triest.*
:<asiekierka>: [[Anyway, any computers in the inn?]]
<Chain>: <Triest> CHAOS CONTROL" * Ports the three of them to a spot about a mile away*
* Charrr looks at the girl and laughs again, lowering to a cross-legged position in the snow and patting the ground. You come h ave a sit as well, little girl.
* Charrr grits her teeth. 14Oh good grief!
<Lazers>: <Kristi> * Is ported, and quickly runs back. It takes her about two Minutes. *
<asiekierka>: [[Hmm? Jim? Any PCs in the inn?]]
<Jim>: <The scarecrow looks around> Whazzah?
<Chain>: <Triest> Appears on a rock and gets out his sniper rifle. "Bye bye Charr
<Razzy>: ( Not that I know of. )
<Jim>: (( None of my characters have one. ))
<asiekierka>: [[ ]]
<Charrr>: Alright, Mister, sit down.... here in the middle of whoknows where.
<Razzy>: ( Daerdritz and Triss have laptops, but they are unavailable. )
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Pauses. * I'm not a man. Jeez.
* Charrr shows him how it is down, sitting herself, cross-legged, hands on her knees.
<asiekierka>: [[ So I'm stuck without the only things I wish to use right now. ]]
* Charrr was talking to Triest.
<Jim>: (( Well, yeah, we just got the Inn like a week ago. ))
<Chain>: <Triest> *Sees Charr in his scope, but doesn't fire* "I can't kill her/him, I shoudln't have challenged her. *Triest shivers
<asiekierka>: [[Um, I remember the Inn from half a year ago]]
<Razzy>: ( Different inn. )
<Jim>: (( That one got smashed. ))
:* Charrr pats the ground and smiles again, 14SitsitSIT!!!
:<Jim>: (( This is a new one. ))
<asiekierka>: (( Mm-hm. ))
<Lazers>: <Kristi> Slice time. *Dashes up to Triest, danc into the airm
<Chain>: <Triest> *Remembers all the pointless battles he's fought* "I'm becoming just like my enemies. I have to get a truce with Charr
<Lazers>: -and slashes her sword down on him. *
<asiekierka>: (( I need to find a way to get either a console or a PC ))
<Jim>: (( ... Laz, I think you need a better keyboard. ))
<Lazers>: ( It's virtual. )
<Chain>: <Triest backflips and kicks a homing energy sphere at Charr
<Lazers>: ( OF COURSE I DO! >:U )
<Charrr>: Triest. Sit. Sit down here on the ground with me, you goof!
:<Jim>: *There's still an alarm clock going off under the kitchen sink*
<Chain>: <Triest> "But for now you shall not kill me
<Chain>: <Triest> "Huh?
<Razzy>: <Serenity listens, then opening the cupboard under the kitchen sink> Huh...? 0 0
* Charrr throws her hands into the air and looks heavenward, her lips moving in some curse or another, still patient but losing it fast.
<Chain>: <Triest> *Recalls the energy sphere
* asiekierka is terribly bored. "Guh, no PCs, no consoles, "
<Charrr>: SIT!
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock Golem is ringing noisily, vibrating a bit in a sitting position.*
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Wheels, horizontally slashing her sword at him. She moves FAST, too. *
<Chain>: <Triest> "Put down your weapons first"
<Chain>: <Triest> " I shall do the same
<Razzy>: <Serenity sweatdrops, trying to gently pick the alarm clock golem up> Er...
<Charrr>: What, this little stick, ohplease! You and your chaos are in fear of my little bit of wood? Come on now, nice and slow, sit yourself down and I will tell you a little story from my little woman heart.
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Golem is still ringing, and points a shaking brass thumb at a small button on it's back.
<Lazers>: ( So the slash had no effect? )
<Jim>: (( Hey, Kristi's slashing away at Treist ))
<Charrr>: <She left>
<Charrr>: <Oh...>
* asiekierka plays "Never gonna Give you Up" on his stylophone [/BLOOPER]
<CuteCat>: (Okay, finally finished reading up.)
:* Charrr flicks her finbgers at the girl. 14Cut it out and sit down or go home.
:<Razzy>: <Serenity gently presses the said button> B-better now? 0 0
<Jim>: <Frank's puts out his cigar, still sitting in the smashed-up longhouse> Noisy out there...
<Jim>: *The Alarm clock golem stops ringing. It nods enthusiastically, and dings twice*
<Chain>: <Triest> "Lemme deal with ... Kristi first" *Parries all kristis blows then leaps behind her and slashes her shoulder to ribbons
<Jim>: (( ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ))
<Jim>: (( no. ))
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> *Watches Serenity do stuff, letting go as the noise has disappeared* Ehh...?
<Jim>: (( A) Kristi is a hologram ))
:<Lazers>: <Kristi> I am home, and don't tell me to sit down, honestly. >
:<CuteCat>: (Um, Chain... No autohitting.)
:* Charrr waits.
<Jim>: (( B) Leaping behind her unscathed is nigh-impossible ))
* Charrr packs a nice snowball and tosses it up and down until it becomes nothing.
<Jim>: (( C) slashing with what? ))
<Razzy>: <Serenity smiles with her eyes> A-ah, good... ^ ^ *she gently puts the golem back on the ground*
* asiekierka is bored, wishing for a PC or a Wii
:<Chain>: ( His yoshimitsu of course)
<Jim>: <Alarm clock golem> *Bows to Serenity, then skips off into the living room*
<Chain>: ( You guys need to see triests bio, badly)
<CuteCat>: (... I'm sorry, what? "Yoshimitsu" makes me think of the awesome skeleton from Soul Calibur, not a sword.)
<Jim>: (( ...So you're trying to hit a HOLOGRAM with a METAL SWORD. ))
* Charrr rises and makes her way back to the Inn, has another cup of tea, and should get back to Triest by the time he and Kristi are finished or dead or both.
<Lazers>: ( Protip. It won't work. )
<Razzy>: <Serenity waves goodbye after the Alarm Clock Golem> Bye! ^ ^
<Jim>: (( I think YOU need to look through all the OTHER bios here. ))
<CuteCat>: (Also, I don't think "means no harm" is gonna fly as an excuse when you try to violently murder everyone you encounter.)
<Razzy>: <Joanne nods, sitting near Frank> Yyyyyhhhhheeeeeesssssss... :<
<Jim>: (( www.konikiforest.proboards61.com/index.cgi?board=cf Bam, have some bios. ))
<Chain>: ( his sword is called a yoshimitsu)
<Razzy>: ( I linked them to him earlier. :V )
<Jim>: <Frank nods, tipping his hat to Joanne> So, ya wanna hear a song?
<Razzy>: <Joanne thinks for a moment, then nodnodnodding> Yyyyyyyyyyyyyhhhhhhhheeeeeesssssssss...
<Jim>: <Frank> Ey! Boidy! Geddovah here!
<Lazers>: <Kristi> * As her slashes are parried, she increases her speed, giving him little chance to jump without being skewered. * You must be old, you move sloooow~
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> ... *Goes off to the living room* Hello? Are... Eeh? I think they're gone... *Stops, puzzled* I wonder if that guy was from home...? He looked kind of like me, didn't he? Body-type and all... *Runs off to search for Triest, curious*
<Jim>: <Birdy> Whazzah? *Looks up* <Frank> Practisin'! <Birdy> ...Whuh? <Frank facepalms> Jus' geddin' here.
<Razzy>: <Serenity gets up and looks after altDevic> W-wah, wait for me! 0 0 *she runs after him*
<asiekierka>: [[ CuteCat, I was in the living room ]]
<Razzy>: ( You make hurt my brain, me go get painkillers. )
<CuteCat>: (Well, altDev was in the kitchen.)
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> Ehh? Are you sure, mommy?
<asiekierka>: [[Well, he went to the living room and he asked Hello? there]]
<Jim>: <Birdy stumbles into the Longhouse. For the record, Frank took Kara's old room in the longhouse>
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Golem waves happily at Asiekierka>
<Razzy>: *Frank found some of Kara's old clothes, then. :V*
<Razzy>: <Serenity nods> Y-yes...
<Razzy>: <Joanne looks at Frank and Birdy, smiling>
<Jim>: <Birdy> Whuh? <Frank turns to Joanne> Hey, missy. You know how ta sing?
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> *notices the Alarm Clock Golem* Hi, whoever are you... Can you talk?
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Golem shakes it's head>
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> Well, okay... Let's go, then! *Runs ahead, searching for Triest once more and luckily enough going in the right direction.*
<Razzy>: <Joanne thinks for a moment, then nodding> Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii dhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooo... Bhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuut nhhhhhhhhhhooooooooot ssssssssssssooooooooooo wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllhhhhhhhhh...
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> Uh... no? Okay. Do you have any ideas for what can I do here?
<Jim>: <Alarm Clock Golem> ... *Breakdances*
<Razzy>: *it appears that Joanne has a small pierce-through wound in her throat... It is what causes her to speak so badly*
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> ...Uh, I can't dance. But that was sure entertaining.
<Chain>: ( Triest's bio mobianangel.deviantart.com/art/Triests-Bio-112653099?submitted=1)
<Lazers>: ( Hey, Asie, theres no point putting ' <asiekirka> ' there. )
<Jim>: (( Well, you don't have to, at least. ))
<Jim>: <Frank shrugs> Ah well... Arright, Birdy. Yer banjo? <Birdy> ...Oh! Yeh. Emmmm... *Searches through his jacket pockets, ruffling about*
<asiekierka>: So, uh, "thing", can you play puzzle games?
<Lazers>: ( Yeah, just thought it might be easier than repeating your nam- )
<CuteCat>: ("A calm being that never lets his emotions get in his way." ... Hahahah... Um, I think you need to work on making him act ICly. I mean, he just attacked and tried to kill the entire place because of someone asking him something.)
<Jim>: <Alarm Clock Golem> *Whirrs a bit, thinking... it dings twice, nodding a few times*
<Razzy>: <Serenity nods again and runs after altDevic>
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> Does that mean a yes? Okay, let's turn on one of these arcades then!
<Chain>: ( Ad i said, he's wary of strangers, and overreacts at times, which can get him into trouble)
<Jim>: (( NO KIDDIN'? ))
<Jim>: (( He's lucky the regulars aren't about... ))
<Chain>: ( Plus the emeralds have a part in this)
<Lazers>: ( Way to be hypocritical. )
<Chain>: ( As I said the emeralds have a part in this)
<Razzy>: ( He's lucky I don't feel like bringing any of my stronger chars to straighten him up. >_> )
<CuteCat>: (Heheh, now I imagine that he has voices in his head going "OH nuts STRANGER KILL IT" and stuff.)
<Razzy>: ( XD _
<Razzy>: *)
<asiekierka>: Hey, are we going to play or not?
<Lazers>: ( So, did he respond to my last IC post? )
<Razzy>: ( "KILL IT! KEEL EET! KEEL EET WITH FIRE!!!" )
<Chain>: (No, the emeralds polarization was reversed, making him evil )
<Vaxx>: (( kil an havy wit yor but ))
<Chain>: ( I'm bust with others too, I don't notice every post, sorry)
<CuteCat>: (What happened to the mech and Andrea, anyway?)
* Charrr follows Dev back to Triest.
<asiekierka>: ...Oh well, not want to play puzzle games?
<Chain>: ( They've been in the back ground)
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Golem is, as stated, two feet tall and made out of mechanical brass parts. It can't really reach the controlls for the arcades>
<Charrr>: <where?>
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> *Finds the fight soon enough. He hesitates, looking at Triest and Kristi, before running up into their sight and waving his arms.* H-H-Hey... You don't, you don't have to fight! Please stop it!
<asiekierka>: *looks at the Golem* ...Oh. Do you weigh a lot?
<Razzy>: <Serenity pales, speeding up> W-wah, Devvy, watch out! > <
<Chain>: ( Hint: once someone steals an emerald from him, the polarization goes back to normal because of contact with another sig, but it has to be a friendly)
<Jim>: (( ... How do you be friendly with that? ))
<asiekierka>: {{Jim, does he weigh a lot?}}
* Charrr grabs Dev's arm. 14Let them be.
<CuteCat>: (A friendly person, probably.)
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Keeps attacking Triest, with short, quick slashes. * Well, we don't -have- to, but it's sorta fun. :B
<Chain>: ( Meaning someone who has no intent to fight him
<Razzy>: <Serenity looks at Charrr> H-hey! <:
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock Golem weighs about 24 pounds, or about 11 kilograms*
<Vaxx>: (( Why does everything here always have to start with FIGHTAN ))
* Charrr smiles. 14You, too.
<Jim>: (( I don't know. ))
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> B-B-But-! They'll hurt each other! *Tries to pull free*
<Razzy>: ( No idea... I like calm RPs. :< )
<Charrr>: No, they will not.
<Chain>: <Triest> Continues parrying while wondering who the other Mobian is*
<Jim>: <Frank inspects Joanne's neck a bit> ...You godda hole in her neck, kiddo.
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> Yes they will! They're fighting! ;__; *Sobs, looking to the fighters again as he tries to pull himself free* Please stop!
<asiekierka>: <asiekierka> I know! *goes to one of the empty rooms and takes a chair* *puts the golem on the chair* Here. Maybe now you can reach the controls.
<Lazers>: ( I like mixes. Just fighting is boring.)
<Vaxx>: (( It's not that I don't like the occasional FIGHTAN, but it gets tedious when pretty much every single character is introduced by FIGHTAN ))
<Chain>: <Triest> "Who are you, my fellow Mobian?"
<Razzy>: <Serenity stops by altDevic and hugs him from behind, trying to remove Charrr's hand from his arm>
:<Lazers>: ( Hey wait. )
<Jim>: *That works! The Alarm Clock Golem claps a few times, seeming quite happy with this*
<Razzy>: <Joanne looks at Frank, raising an eyebrow> Hhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh...?
<Lazers>: ( He's being attacked, yet can still talk calmly to Dev? )
<Jim>: <Frank taps his neck> Hole in yer neck, missy.
<asiekierka>: Okay! So, let's pop thi... Wait, I'm out of coins. Do you have any coins?
* Charrr clears her throat and screams over to the fighters. 1No need for all that, now, do have a break and come sit down. That's right... nice and slow, no need to get hurt.
<Razzy>: ( Most of my were introduced calmly. )
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> E-Eh? *Flinches as he's spoken to, being hugged by Serenity. He whimpers, obviously not wanting for them to fight more.*
<Chain>: ( He's a non hostile, triest can sense it)
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Spins round, and jumps round the side, attacking from behind. *
<Razzy>: <Joanne sweatdrops, moving her finger up... And putting it into the hole> ... Hhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh... ._.;
<Chain>: <Triest> *Stops time and walks over to the other Mobian*
<CuteCat>: (Hmm... Charrr, wouldn't it be better if you just put "" around your speech? Some people have black backgrounds, they wouldn't be able to see the black text.)
<asiekierka>: ((Jim?))
<Jim>: <Frank> Y'think that's what's makin ya talk so slowly?
<Jim>: (( Oh, whoops. ))
<Jim>: *The arcade machines are not actually coin-operated.*
<Jim>: (( Forgot to specify. ))
<CuteCat>: *AltDev is, uh, stopped in time then? He can't do anything to respond to being walked up to.*
<Razzy>: <Serenity looks at altDevic and then at the fighters... And attempts to put a darkness shield in between them to separate Triest from Kristi> S-stop! >:
<Chain>: <Triest> Starts time again " What's your name?"
<Razzy>: *oh, scratch that.*
<asiekierka>: *notices no coin slot* ...Oh. *feels embarassed* Anyway, let's play the game! *starts the game*
<Razzy>: *didn't notice the time stop*
<Chain>: ( No problem)
<Razzy>: <Serenity flinches as Triest is suddenly in front of them> W-wah? <:
<Jim>: *There's a very large collection of games to choose from, most of them ranging from 0- 92 in publication.*
<Lazers>: <Kristi> * And ..time stops. I'm sure she had some kinda defense against that, but she was unprepared, and didn't activate it. * Teleportation, not nice. Cheater. =_=
<Razzy>: <Joanne thinks for a while, then nodding> Phhhhhhhhhhoooooooosssssssssssssiiiiiiiiibhhhhhhhhhllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> WAAAH! *Tries to back off quickly, frightened as Triest is suddenly just there - he just bumps into Serenity, and tries to pull free from her so he can run off to a safer distance.*
<Razzy>: ( ... So she has defence against everything? ._.; )
<asiekierka>: {{Jim, is Tetris in the pack? Or any tetris-like game?}}
* Charrr gives it up as a lost cause for the moment and trudges her way back to the Inn, enters through the front door this time and sits near the fire, her scowl having disipated. She hums softly to herself, her eyes wandering about the room.
<Razzy>: <Serenity flinches and lets altDevic go, then backing off herself>
:<Jim>: (( It's an arcade machine, like what you'd find at an arcade. Just about every puzzle game is on there, so yeah, definitely tetris. ))
<Lazers>: ( No, but I -think- she had some part of her that was time proof. I'm not sure.)
<asiekierka>: Hey, you, what about we play Tetris?
* Charrr speaks in a sing-song manner under her breath, her eyes moving among the occupants in turn, preferring to not focus on any one person. 14I am a creature of the Fey... Prepare to give your soul away... My spell is passion and it is art... My song can bind a human heart... And if you chance to know my face... My hold shall be your last embrace.
<Razzy>: ( Ah, K, just checking. )
<Jim>: (( Kinda like dan.crouthamel.info/images/cab1.jpg ))
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Golem nods>
<CuteCat>: *AltDev runs away from Triest, stopping a few meters away if Triest doesn't follow.*
<Lazers>: ( I think it was actually just a clock that kept going, and alerted her. :B )
* asiekierka turns on Tetris, and so, we start the game!
<Razzy>: ( XD )
* Charrr continues slowly 14I shall be thy lover...
<Jim>: <Frank> Hunh... Maybe some tape'd fix that. Or healin'...
* Charrr 14I am unlike a mortal lass... From dreams of longing I have passed... I came upon your lonely cries... Revealed beauty to your eyes... So shun the world that you have known... And spend your nights within my own. I shall be thy lover...
<Chain>: <Triest> *feels a tug in his pocket, and take out his emeralds*
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock Golem isn't very good at gaming, but seems quite happy to be playing nonetheless.*
* Charrr 14Through the kisses that I give... I draw from you that I will live... And though you think this weakness grand... The touch of death, your lover's hand... Your will to live has come too late... Come to my arms, and love this fate! I shall be thy lover...
<Lazers>: * Runs forwards towards Triestand stabs him in the back. *
<Razzy>: <Serenity stops by altDevic, looking Triest> W-what are you doing?
<Lazers>: Triest, and*
<Chain>: <Triest> *Gets hit over the head with an acorn, and startled, jolts, and an emerald flies out of his hands.*
<asiekierka>: *asiekierka isn't good at gaming either, so no problem for the Golem *
:* Charrr 14I am a creature of the Fey... Prepare to give your soul away... My spell is passion and it is art... My song can bind a human heart... And if you chance to know my face... My hold shall be your last embrace.
* Charrr laughs to herself and goes silent.
<Razzy>: <Joanne ponders for a moment, then nodding> Yyyyyyyyyyhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...
<Chain>: <Triest> *Senses someone behind him and backflips just in time to avoid a sword.*
<CuteCat>: *AltDev cries out in fear as he sees Lazers' move.* <altDevic> S-Stop it, don't! Stop... Stop fighting, PLEASE!!
<Jim>: (( Er, Lazers? I think he meant Kristi, since Laz is ICly very elsewhere. ))
<CuteCat>: *Kristi's
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Stops still, and relaxes her sword. * Aw, fine! :<
<Razzy>: <Serenity sighs in relief as Kristi stops> Thanks S-Satan... v v
<Jim>: <Frank> Lemme see whaddIgot... *He digs through his pockets* Wherrizit...
<Chain>: <Triest> *looks around for his emerald, and sees it next to ...Altdev* "Give me my emerald!"
<Razzy>: <Joanne waits, smiling and purring slightly, rocking left and right>
<asiekierka>: Hey, *pauses the game*, Golem, want to try playing an instrument?
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> W-What? I, I don't have any... *Glances around, and notices the emerald* T-That? *Tries to pick it up*
<Razzy>: <Serenity looks at Triest and then follows his gaze to the emerald, raising an eyebrow> H-huh? Watch o-out, Devvy, it c-could be dangerous! <:
<Chain>: ( The emrald weighs apound)
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock golem doesn't have fingers, or a mouth. He MIGHT be able to play xylophone and a few other percussion instruments, but that's about it*
<Chain>: ( The emrald will niot hurt huim)
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock Golem tilts it's head, curious*
<asiekierka>: *Wait, so how did he play the arcade game?*
<Jim>: (( His hand is like a mitten. ))
<Razzy>: ( Arcade games usually have less buttons. )
<Jim>: (( Lemme rephrase that. ))
<asiekierka>: *Because that instrument is just holding a stylus*
<Razzy>: ( Like, in case of tetris a joystic is enough. >_> )
<Jim>: (( It's hands are like mittens. Opposable thumb. ))
<Razzy>: ( *joystick )
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> B-B-But... he wants it, r-right? It didn't hurt him...
<asiekierka>: *So all he needs is being able to hold a stylus and just have some precision*
<Chain>: <Triest> "My emerald please?"
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock Golem nods, looking curiously at Asiekierka*
<Razzy>: <Serenity sighs in relief as nothing bad happens after altDevic picked it up> O-of course, we should g-give it back... I was j-just worried, that's all. Sorry. <:
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> *Quietly and carefully moves over to Triest with the emerald, holding it up* Y-You won't hurt more people, r-right?
<asiekierka>: {{http://retrothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ 07/09/12/stylophone.jpg - the instrument in question}}
<asiekierka>: {{only mine is white}}
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Stands idly. *
<Razzy>: <Serenity follows altDevic, staying close to him as she doesn't entirely trust Triest>
<Chain>: <Triest> * Feels odd and faints from a severe drop in blood pressure*
<CuteCat>: (Ah, put a space between the brackets and the link. Can't click it otherwise.)
* asiekierka hands the Stylophone to the golem and turns it on. "Be careful with that, okay?"
<asiekierka>: {{ uh... retrothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ 07/09/12/stylophone.jpg - okay}}
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> W-Wah?! *Stares at Triest as he collapses, stunned with surprise* ...!? M-Mister!? What happened?!
<Razzy>: <Serenity pales and crouches by Triest> W-what?! *she closes her eyes and tries to sense what's wrong with him*
<Jim>: <Frank pulls a small leather book from his jacket> 'Ere we go...
<Lazers>: <Kristi> Huh.
<asiekierka>: Maybe you want to play Silent Night? I can teach you.
<Razzy>: <Joanne looks at the book, raising an eyebrow> Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...?
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Golem takes the stylus gently, then prods one of the keys gently>
<Chain>: <Triest> * Wakes up after about 2 minutes and hears a someone talking to him* "Huh? Oh, the emralds polarization got reversed, they are tools of positive enegy, but can be changed to tools of negative energy when they come in contact with a pure negative energy dimension
<Jim>: (( Aaaand BRB in like 5 minutes. ))
<Razzy>: ( Bye! )
<Lazers>: ( Cya, Jim! )
<asiekierka>: No need to be SO safe. You press the stylus slightly harder than you write with a pen.
<asiekierka>: Also, do you want me to teach you Silent Night?
<Razzy>: <Serenity opens her eyes and looks at Triest as he wakes up, worried> I-is everything okay? You f-fainted so suddenly... <:
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> ... *Just looks at Triest, apparently not having understood any of that. He's still holding the emerald, hugging it to his chest.*
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Goelm tries again, being a little less tenacious>
:<asiekierka>: Great! Now, let's try Silent Night. First hold "6", then hold "7", "6" and "4" for a slightly shorter while.
<Chain>: <Triest> *Not rembering what happened after he teloported from his home world of Mobius* "Did I happen to fight anyone? If i did I'm sorry, the polarization makes me go evil because the emeralds are linked to me"
<Jim>: <The Alarm Clock Golem looks at Asiekierka for a moment, then at the keyboard. After a short whirr, it dings, understanding. It pokes the keys in that order>
<asiekierka>: Nice! Now, repeat that.
<Jim>: <Frank> Ah, lessee... *He flips through some of the pages* Patch, patch, patch...
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock Golem repeats the action, seeming enthusiastic about it*
<Lazers>: <Kristi> Yeah, right. Of course. ~
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> I-I don't... I don't understand, but y-you were acting scary...
<asiekierka>: Okay, now, hold 10, press it again and hold 8, then press 8.5 twice, then hold 6.
<Razzy>: <Serenity ponders for a moment, then nodding> Y-yeah, you k-kind of did... <: B-but I d-don't think that a-anyone was h-hurt... *she looks at altDevic, then getting up and hugging him* I-it's okay, Devvy, it's o-over... I hope. *she sighs*
<Jim>: (( And now I gotta BRB. Five-ten minutes. ))
<Razzy>: <Joanne waits, again purring and rocking to the sides>
<Razzy>: ( Bye! )
<Chain>: <Triest> "I do act pretty scary when that happens It's happened before. No need to worry now though"
<CuteCat>: <altDevic> ... H-Here, your... your item... *Carefully holds out the emerald to Triest*
<Lazers>: <Kristi> *Rolls her eyes. *
<Razzy>: <Serenity nods hesitantly, still hugging altDevic> Y-yes... <:
<asiekierka>: {{ Sorry, restarting my ACG funtime }}
<Razzy>: ( Hi again, Jim! )
<Razzy>: ( You just missed Elixer, but he'll BRB. )
<asiekierka>: Chikya, sorry, I'm currently busy, could you please come back later? Sorry I need to tell you that but I'm practicing with this thing. *points to the ACG*
:<Jim>: (( Back again. ))
<Elixer>: ( Welcome back. )
<Jim>: (( Awriiiight, the whole gang's here. Cat, Razzy, Lazers, Elixer, Jim, you guys ready? ))
<asiekierka>: (( *sigh* ))
<Razzy>: <Chikya sweatdrops> A-ah, but this room is for e-everyone, I just sit e-elsewhere. ^^; *she waves her wing in a greeting to the alarm clock golem* Hello to you too~ *and then she goes over to a chair, sitting down in it.*
<Razzy>: ( I am. )
<Razzy>: ( Map repost: img.imgcake.com/Razielchan/avernuscathedrabaselvlx1.png )
<asiekierka>: (( Ok, Jim, so I'll sit with the ACG later [except if you can roleplay with the ACG still] ))
<asiekierka>: ((If you can keep the "ACG funtime" thing on, I'd be happy!))
<Lazers>: ( Okay, lets go. Although, I doubt Jim can do that. )
<Jim>: *The Alarm Clock Golem waves to Chikya, then turns back to the Stylophone, taking a moment to remember the combination of buttons he was told to press. With a short Whirr, it presses the buttons cheerfuly*
<Jim>: (( I think I can, yeah. ))
<asiekierka>: (( Yay. ))
<asiekierka>: (( I'm not going to stay for a lot, but I want to keep ACG entertained, too. I like him. ))
<Lazers>: ( )
<Jim>: *Meanwhile, back at a distant cathedral...*
<asiekierka>: ((except me and ACG ))
<Jim>: (( Well, yes. ))
<Razzy>: *the mysterious man has just changed into a hulking huge dragon with torn-off limbs! img.imgcake.com/Razielchan/avernuscathedrabaselvlx1.png *
<Lazers>: * After a bit, he stands, breathing raggedly, and sways. *
<Razzy>: *wings
<Razzy>: ( ... 'limbs'. *facepalms* XD )
<asiekierka>: Ok, you're going good! Now, where we were... ah! yes! Now, 7, 7, 8.5, 8, 7, hold 6, then 7, 6, hold 4.
<CuteCat>: *Zakragon has gotten a hold of Blend, and backs up against a wall with the mage held tightly. Zakragon looks around, just to see where people are. It's breathing rather heavily, and a lot of dark blue blood is running down its wounds.*
<asiekierka>: {{Is the golem a robot-like thing or an organic being, or "six from here, half a dozen from there"?}}
<Gears>: ... *There's a sudden cry that comes from the room Blend was once in. Gears stands, holding his side. Blood drips down from his arm, chest, and mouth.* ...
<Chain>: ( Will be back in about 10)
And that's the last we heard of Chain (or charr) IC, methinks.
NOT THAT I MIND.