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Post by CuteCat on Dec 12, 2012 7:50:25 GMT -5
We all love joking about the terrible fanfic everyone will make about our characters if/when they get publicized. We also make up horrible fanfics ourselves, in all sorts of ways.
SO! Why not list the plots we come to think of but that will never happen IC? Both serious "fics" and obvious jokes are welcome.
Totally gonna make a real fic out of some of 'em if we get a fanbase, just to troll everyone. Anywho, let me make up some to start with. And yes, I'll be copying the fanfiction.net formula with a title and description, though that's not necessary.
Grounded Every time she returned she was hurt. Each and every time - finally, after she returned to him once more for repairs, he'd had enough of seeing her in constant pain. He'd keep her safe, no matter if he had to go against her wishes. (Deeks x Squire)
My very best friend After Devic's untimely death, Elixer begins to seek comfort from altDevic -- maybe a bit too much. Hurt/comfort Elixer/altDevic, some cussing
Anatomy Frustrated with being called a girl, Devic finally decides to prove he's a guy. He didn't expect Elixer to be so... interested. Devic/Elixer 18+
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Post by Joe on Dec 12, 2012 7:56:40 GMT -5
Friendship is Magic Obligatory Dante somehow ends up working on the opposite side of Jacob Deschain in a civil war in Equestria. (Violence, cursing, animal cruelty)
Corrupted Code Someone's not only corrupted Deeks' network, but Deeks himself! Pipsqueak is the culprit, but does he know how messed up coding in Deeks actually works?
A Not So Very Happy Valentine's Day Aww! Someone sent Syriana a Valentine! Hang on, that's a big cardboard Valentine's card... and it's in the shape of a moose...
Arts and Crafts WHO MADE MACARONI ART ON FRED WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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Post by CuteCat on Dec 12, 2012 8:16:57 GMT -5
Uninfectable When a zombie virus ravages the forest, only Kikari escapes infection due to his old model. He tries to get everyone back to normal - but is just his love enough?
Forget Me Squire had always been of the mindset that if she were to get in trouble, it'd be better if nobody knew. She didn't realize how much it hurt to be out of aid's reach. (spoilers, violence)
I'm Not Your Friend Devic hates everyone, so why is he being so nice to altDevic? He claims to hate him, but does he really? Dev/altDev
Babysitter Kikari has to babysit all the children in the inn. He can care for one, but how can he handle all of them?
Love you Love you Love Elixer heals Devic after he returns badly wounded... With some unfortunate side-effects. Can he resist a demon in love? (18+, Devic/Elixer)
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Fusion
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Gullible Echidna
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Post by Fusion on Dec 12, 2012 11:29:54 GMT -5
Kiss Me, Fusfus! Fusion, using Speedline's form, faces repeated approaches from the real Speedline, being begged for a kiss! Speedline later somehow turns himself into a girl, but will that be enough to get that kiss from Fusion?
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Post by Joe on Dec 12, 2012 11:58:29 GMT -5
Beat Down Horseman and Alriik have returned to the Clearing! ...Why is everyone so upset with them and why do they have those clubs?! (Violence, swearing, suspension of disbelief only goes so far since they are never coming back)
Genesis Homecoming The Creators come to visit the characters, but things get awkward when Devic falls in love with Elixer's creator! (RL Elix x Devic, Razzy is literally giving up on everything)
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Post by CuteCat on Dec 12, 2012 13:46:05 GMT -5
Remember Me Brought to her limit, Squire's made to betray all she knows. But still they won't stop; All she can cling to is a feeble wish... Sequel to Forget Me. (spoilers, violence)
Teddy flavored Looking at the various foods on display, Deeks tries to figure out what Squire likes until deciding to cook something homemade. (Squire x Deeks, comedy)
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Post by Vaxxx on Dec 12, 2012 16:07:04 GMT -5
Heart-Shaped Box One day Kikari wakes up and decides that he is a human! And as we all know, humans have urges. But Kikari doesn't have a girlfriend... Luckily, he finds a cardboard box mysteriously delivered at his front door. And then things get REALLY hot! [Kikari x Graiorghwargh, 18+]
The Antidote A new villain, Super Saiyan Heartless Sonci, enters the forest and begins to kill everyone, refusing to stop unless 2 of its inhabitants come with him to his world.. Elix and Devic step up to the job and exit the world of the forest. They've survived the massacre, but can they survive... High school? [altfic]
The Big Game Speedline enjoys going fast! He is preparing for the next year's Big Game: Marathon Of Space when suddenly he's long lost brother, Weedline the Dankfox returns from Heck! Can Speedline win the race or will he die of a marihuauana overdose??? You won't expect the plot twist at the end! r+r!
Deeking Bad When Deeks finds out he is suffering from advanced rust cancer, he decides to start cooking crystal meth to provide for his family together with his delinquent friend Squire. But there's another drug dealer in town, and Walter White waits for nobody...
Tricks of the filibuster admiral Iro's long lost brother, Vortex, comes home after personally having killed Adolf Hitler and Stalin in World War 2. But when he comes back, it turns out he's been carrying something with him... Can Iro, Vortex, Elixer and Eggy survive the zombie jew apocalypse??? [rated r!]
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Post by Joe on Dec 12, 2012 16:34:47 GMT -5
Koniki Olympics Everyone's getting together to compete in sports! Do the Inn's residents respond well to competition? And you won't believe who's caught in the middle of a performance enhancing drug scandal!
Gotta Go Fast Speedline has been banned from street racing after a 10 car pile-up in South City that he's being blamed for. Squire has all the evidence to clear his name, but she won't hand it over without something in return...
Straight to the Moooooon Iro built a rocket ship! Will Elixer go with her or will she need to find someone else to take to the stars?
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Post by CuteCat on Dec 12, 2012 17:56:00 GMT -5
Erase Me Though she was saved, Squire's mind remains in turmoil. She's betrayed everything she's known; What is left? Sequel to Remember Me, last part of the Forget Me series! (Hurt/comfort, Squire x Deeks)
Raven Winged Devil Honey a new person arrives to the clearing!! nobody accepts her due to her wings, except for Devvy andshe has to prove her worth to everyone else!! (Devic/OC) rnrplz 18++
Game Show World The foresters wind up trapped in the Forest TV show! How will they handle all the forced lessons and kindness and stupidity?! Warning, lots of gore.
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Post by Joe on Dec 12, 2012 18:05:17 GMT -5
Hello, I Love You Syriana wakes up from a coma and thinks she is in love with Eggy. (+18, How Does That Even Work)
The Fourth Wall Characters spill over into Creator World and a war starts.
To War What started out as a game of chess turns into a sordid affair that leads into a clearing civil war.
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Post by Joe on Dec 13, 2012 12:19:50 GMT -5
Street Life Kikari's lost on the mean streets of South City. He has to adapt to survive, but will the others recognize what he's become when they find him? (18+ violence, sex, drug use, thug life)
Kikari's Grand Adventure Kikari leaves his own Tumblr page and explores the vast expanse of the mini-blogging site, but when he comes across a page for otherkin to talk about their issues, Kikari suddenly becomes overwhelmed with empathy. And a lioness as a headmate.
Viva la revolucion Kikari is dumped into the middle of the French Revolution. Can he avoid the guillotine and save Marie Antionette, who has fallen in love with him?
Missionary Position Kikari has found religion, but will the others flock to his new church?
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Post by CuteCat on Dec 13, 2012 12:29:41 GMT -5
Pokelover Kikari picks up a buneary and ralts he finds wounded in the forest; But things become awkward when they evolve -- and start competing for his affection! (18+, f/f)
Just like you After upgrading himself, Kikari asks Crimson for help with figuring out his new... assets. (Crim/Kik, 18+)
Feminity Cancled has twisted Kikari's mind to believe he's female! The others want to fix her, but she seems happy with her newfound identity. Can they change her mind?
Brother Brother Crimson and Kikari are as inseparable as brothers, but when Crimson's real brother appears he no longer has time for Kikari, and even begins to dislike him. What is he to do?
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Post by CuteCat on Dec 20, 2012 10:12:33 GMT -5
Broken Wings After having fallen out of contact for several years, Crimson is notified that Kikari has gone to jail for assaulting a police officer. He goes to talk to him to find out why, and finds out just what has been happening in his absence.
Opposites Attract! Elixer finally gets Devic and Iro to accept each other! But... Then things go a bit too far in the other direction. He has to find a way to rekindle their hate! (Devic/Iro)
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Post by CuteCat on Dec 28, 2012 21:07:38 GMT -5
Good Morning AltDevic smiled cheerfully, his greeting as happy and innocent as always. On the couch lay his murdered mother with a dead baby in her arms. He didn't seem to notice.
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Post by CuteCat on Aug 29, 2013 13:56:12 GMT -5
Latest AU scenario I can't get out of my head:
The one without a Soul The Horseman returns to the clearing after months away, only to find that Kikari has been killed in his absence. He wishes to see him again, but how do you bring back something that no longer exists?
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