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Post by CuteCat on Jun 11, 2006 6:27:15 GMT -5
First off: Rules, I guess. Someone starts by wishing for something, and the person after that makes the wish come true - but something's wrong with the result, kind of.
Example: Zeezack: I wish Carmen Electra was my wife! Si: Carmen is your wife. But she never sleeps in your bed my friend. She screws every other person in the street, as well as all the people on this forum. The jealousy drives you mad when you walk in on her and Scott. You hit Scott in the face until you are just pummeling a fleshy mess into the floor. Then Carmen reports it to the police and you go to jail, and have to share a cell with Brutus, an eight foot tall giant of a man, who, unlike Carmen, does share your bed.
To summarize, you never get laid with Carmen, but everyone else has, you kill one of your best friends in a fit of rage, and you spend the rest of your days getting buggered by Brutus. --- ... Yeah, I just stole that from a forum. >_> Anyway, let's start.. You don't have to do long answers if you don't want to.
I wish, I wish.. Erm... That Lucifer was around? I dunno... I just want to see him. I wish I could see what Lucifer looks like, I'm curious.
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Post by Xanit on Jun 11, 2006 7:09:46 GMT -5
Lucifer shows himself to you. But, as a result, your eyes bleed and burn with intense pain, and he corrupts your soul to forever be in his grasp.
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Post by CuteCat on Jun 11, 2006 7:49:52 GMT -5
.. Ow. Well, that's bad...
And YOU'RE bad, too. You should have made your own wish!
I wish Kaito had made a wish.
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Post by Xanit on Jun 11, 2006 19:19:24 GMT -5
Kaito makes a wish, but it turns out to be completely defiant of the rules of this game.
I wish I could wish with absolutely NO bad side-effects.
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Post by Killrion on Jun 11, 2006 19:49:00 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, but because you wished for no bad side effects you've wasted your wish and can't wish again.
I wish, I wish, I was a fish. (And yes I know where this is going)
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Post by Xanit on Jun 11, 2006 20:24:28 GMT -5
Everything that can happen bad to a fish happens to you.
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Post by CuteCat on Jun 12, 2006 2:03:35 GMT -5
Kaito, you really suck at this game... Wish damnit.
I wish Kaito would stop sucking at this game. Devic: Granted, he blows at it instead. *Shrugs* I wish I wouldn't have to stay with Vortex.
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Post by Arcolf on Jun 12, 2006 17:10:40 GMT -5
Your wish is granted but be warned, you were saved by Kaito of whom you awake next to every morn'.
I wish I could be a bit more evil.
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Post by CuteCat on Jun 13, 2006 1:13:40 GMT -5
Granted; you become more evil. Unfortunately, you lose all your sense of humor, becomes consumed by evil so you lose all rational thought and intelligence, is kicked out from your home because you creep your family out, and is forced to live alone in an active volcano, plotting mankind's doom, until the resident hero comes and kills you with his sword of evil-killing +52.
Not that you care, you're evil and too dumb to.
I wish I could see that battle.
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Post by Arcolf on Jun 13, 2006 9:04:17 GMT -5
Granted, you do see the battle, unfortunately you fall from a walkway into the lava below due to the hero's rash actions.
I wish I could live a lazy, easy life.
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Post by Xanit on Jun 13, 2006 15:23:17 GMT -5
Granted. You die 50 years earlier than you would.
I wish I was less hated.
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Post by Arcolf on Jun 13, 2006 23:08:29 GMT -5
Granted, but now you are loved by everyone, including animals and homosexuals. Enjoy your life being stalked by horny squirrels and whorish men.
I wish to be Ageless.
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Post by CuteCat on Jun 14, 2006 1:43:25 GMT -5
Granted, but you outlive the rest of us, your family, your KIDS (if you have any), your grandkids... After a while people avoid you like the plague because of your age, and you are rumorred to be a demon. After killing several exorcists in self-defense, you are shot by a sniper. The sniper is hailed by all, and your corpse is thrown into a volcano. Instead of going to heaven or hell, due to your crimes against time itself you are doomed to spend eternity in Teletubby land, as a Teletubby.
I wish for a toy rhino that's the size of a real rhino.
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Post by Killrion on Jun 14, 2006 20:06:13 GMT -5
Granted: The toy rhino falls on you, and you are crushed.
I wish that I could have as many wishes that I want, choosing them on my own freewill, and they didn't have any bad side effects.
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Post by Xanit on Jun 14, 2006 21:26:57 GMT -5
You die for defeating the purpose of this thread. I wish I didn't suck at this game.
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Post by vaxx on Jun 15, 2006 0:36:40 GMT -5
You don't suck so much at it, but you, however, do suck at everything else in life you like now.
I wish I had a remote-controlled monster robot..
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Post by CuteCat on Jun 15, 2006 1:22:15 GMT -5
You get it - however you don't get the remote, so basically you have a giant doorstop. That doesn't fit in your house.
I wish I have the remote, so I can wreak havoc and blame Vaxx for it. (It's his robot, after all.)
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Post by vaxx on Jun 15, 2006 13:51:09 GMT -5
You get the remote, but it's of the wrong robot, which eats you instead.
I wish I had some ice cream...
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Post by CuteCat on Jun 15, 2006 14:48:26 GMT -5
The ice cream robot I had the remote for (it has an outer shell of ice cream) comes and eats you.
I wish that I had never been eaten by the stupid ice cream robot. -_-
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Post by vaxx on Jun 16, 2006 12:13:19 GMT -5
The ice-cream robot doesn't eat you, but you have turned time back to get it to not eat you. By doing this, you erased all traces of existance and information you had about yourself. Everyone in the world forgets about you and no one even knows you're alive and who you are.
I wish I had a genie in a magic lamp...
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