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Post by CuteCat on Jan 25, 2010 5:20:49 GMT -5
Granted. It's hit by the car-sized kiwi as it panickedly runs around.
I wish for time to pass faster!
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Post by Jim on Jan 28, 2010 10:58:06 GMT -5
Granted. Before you realize it, it is the year 2093. You are dead, your family is dead, and most of the people you knew are dead.
I wish I was InfernoMan.
APPARENTLY THIS WISH IS TOO AWESOME AND/OR FOOLPROOF TO GO WRONG HA HA HA!
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Post by Elixer on Feb 6, 2010 0:14:24 GMT -5
Granted. You now spontaneously combust and run out into the street. News crews show up and film the "InfernoMan"
(( All to the tune of OHMYGODIMONFIRE, of course! -ARF ))[/color]
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Post by CuteCat on Feb 7, 2010 7:49:56 GMT -5
Granted. Elixer is now the tune of OHMYGODIMONFIRE, and has to forever live with people trying to douse him.
I wish that I had a thousand wishes.
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Jim
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Post by Jim on Feb 10, 2010 1:27:39 GMT -5
Granted, but none of them are allowed to benefit you in any way.
I wish I had more free time...
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Post by CuteCat on Feb 13, 2010 8:13:12 GMT -5
Congratulations, you do! Unfortunately, it's because you were in an accident and broke all your limbs, so all you can do with your free time is to stare at things in a hospital.
I wish that the horrible Spiderman story "One More Day" was never made. I'm not even a Spiderman fan, but it's such a horrible story...
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Post by CuteCat on Feb 13, 2010 13:16:15 GMT -5
That still sounds more awesome than One More Day.
And granted! But you become a nerd instead, and bullied by all your "cool friends".
I wish for a device that can translate terrible grammar like the stuff in the post above this one.
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Jim
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Post by Jim on Feb 23, 2010 23:36:58 GMT -5
Granted! Somebody hit the delete button and now nobody knows what you're talking about.
I wish for free money.
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Post by astrodude55 on Mar 4, 2010 2:30:29 GMT -5
Granted! You've got free money, however it's counterfeit and you end up in jail.
I wish they would make a next-gen sequel to Parasite Eve.
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