Xanit
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Post by Xanit on Sept 9, 2006 14:32:52 GMT -5
Too bad it's you.
I wish your mother was the speed limit.
(I own another page.)
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Post by CuteCat on Sept 9, 2006 14:34:09 GMT -5
Granted, but she can't go faster than 2km/h.
I wish for a betal nycket.
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vaxx
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Post by vaxx on Sept 9, 2006 16:06:31 GMT -5
Granted. We have no clue what the hell it is, here at Wishes Inc., so you get a bucket of rakes instead.
I wish I wish I wish...
For a second delicious pie, since my dog ate the first one.
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Fusion
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Post by Fusion on Sept 14, 2006 19:23:14 GMT -5
The dog eats that one, too!
I wish Arthur were an attourney.
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Xanit
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Post by Xanit on Sept 14, 2006 20:02:10 GMT -5
He is, and he rules at it, unfortunately.
I wish I had a never-ending soda.
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Post by CuteCat on Sept 15, 2006 6:50:27 GMT -5
Granted, but then the container breaks, and you end up drowning the entire world(including yourself) because you can't end the soda. Well, atleast the world died drinking something yummy.
I wish for Noah's ark, so I can escape that soda-ish death.
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Fusion
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Post by Fusion on Sept 16, 2006 15:11:37 GMT -5
The fizz builds up too much, and you suffocate trying to breath with fizz surrounding you entirely.
I wish that Organization XIII was real and that I WASN'T one of their targets.
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Mon
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In Deep Nuts
Koniki Forest's Local Wizard
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Post by Mon on Dec 27, 2006 17:29:59 GMT -5
Granted. But you're one of the Nobodies that they have total control over! Nyah! XP
I wish Zukoro would just up and die.
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Post by CuteCat on Dec 27, 2006 18:07:20 GMT -5
Granted. Another, stronger shadow takes his place and kills you while you're unaware of it, for once being calm after Zukoro's death.
I wish for a Death Wizard.
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Fusion
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Post by Fusion on Aug 6, 2007 23:01:31 GMT -5
You get one, and it kills you.
I wish for an active thread.
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Alriik
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Post by Alriik on Dec 1, 2007 0:04:18 GMT -5
Alright. But it's the 'Face? Yours? Mine?' thread, and not this one.
I wish for a katana.
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Post by CuteCat on Dec 3, 2007 8:05:51 GMT -5
Granted, but it's impaling your eye.
I wish for a digital samurai.
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Jim
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Banhammer Time!
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Post by Jim on Mar 7, 2009 20:23:26 GMT -5
Fair enough. But, of course, as with all things digital, your samurai is so very vulnerable to viruses. Within weeks he stops obeying half of your commands. Within a month, he won't leave you be, pestering you constantly with endless junk-offers and bad-grammar spam.
Finally, you figure out how to fix him. Or so you think.
One night, he binds and gags you, then sells you to a 'Colombian Prince' in exchange for a large sum of money that never existed. You spend what's left of your life chained to a stone basement wall, knowing nothing but torment for the rest of your life.
Also I wish to ressurect this thread!
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Post by CuteCat on Mar 11, 2009 2:45:50 GMT -5
Granted, but you get banned from it and can never feel the joy of playing.
I wish that the Forest was less cluttered up and confusing for newbies!
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Jim
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Post by Jim on Jan 19, 2010 1:14:57 GMT -5
Granted, but that's only because the Forest was nuked and everybody died except for Birdy, Howitzer, and The Plushie Egg.
also, the little thing in your quote-box explodes.
I wish to be able to summon a pizza with a snap of my fingers.
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Post by CuteCat on Jan 19, 2010 18:52:41 GMT -5
Granted, but you don't have control over what's on it. It's always the exact opposite of what you want, usually something inedible.
I wish for the firefox logo to be changed to a panda.
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Jim
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Post by Jim on Jan 20, 2010 14:43:43 GMT -5
Granted, but the panda is posing for goatse.
I wish to try and figure out how to program more functions into Kurasu.
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Post by Arcolf on Jan 21, 2010 1:02:29 GMT -5
Granted, but you accidentally end up giving him true A.I. - which Kurasu uses to realize his dream of ruling the world. After killing you, of course, as thanks for giving him such.
I wish I didn't have to work so damned much.
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Post by CuteCat on Jan 21, 2010 1:04:28 GMT -5
Granted - you die, probably courtesy of Kurasu. But hey, atleast dead men don't have to work.
I wish for a kiwi.
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Jim
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Post by Jim on Jan 22, 2010 15:19:51 GMT -5
Granted, but it's also the size of a car, and hurtling down towards you from an altitude of 4000 feet up.
I wish I had a house.
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