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Post by tyr on Aug 29, 2006 13:37:40 GMT -5
Granted. It's an atomic proximity bomb. It goes off when you get in 9999999 miles range of it. So Insta-Kill.
I wish for Moo again.
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Post by Observer on Aug 29, 2006 16:39:16 GMT -5
Granted. However, due to an error in cosmic paperwork, you get a duck.
I wish for anti-matter.
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Post by tyr on Aug 30, 2006 3:12:30 GMT -5
Granted. Just like that ^v^
I wish for a REAL moo.
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Post by Fusion on Aug 30, 2006 11:04:37 GMT -5
Granted, but that's it. Just a moo. What a wasted wish.
I wish for... Jedi training!
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Post by CuteCat on Aug 30, 2006 11:59:32 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, the only jedi still around is Yoda, and while you're training with him someone steals your ship. Too bad jedis can't teleport, huh? You're stuck on that planet forever.
I wish I wish I wish for a cricket!
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Post by tyr on Aug 31, 2006 5:31:29 GMT -5
Granted. You get a dead one.
I wish for a cow.
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Post by CuteCat on Aug 31, 2006 8:28:33 GMT -5
Granted. It eats all the food you have, shits on your floor, then drops dead. Its body is abducted by aliens before you can sell the meat.
I wish for a keroro.
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Post by tyr on Aug 31, 2006 10:12:55 GMT -5
Granted. But cause I dunno what a keroro is, you get a bunny instead. It has rabies and bites you.
I wish for a pork.
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Post by Xanit on Sept 1, 2006 12:19:20 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, the word "pork" means "Gay Rapist" in an alien language.
I wish for a large ice cream cone.
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Post by CuteCat on Sept 1, 2006 19:32:33 GMT -5
Granted, but it has no ice cream in it. And it's made of plastic, so it's uneatable.
I wish for a streetlamp.
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Post by tyr on Sept 1, 2006 23:28:54 GMT -5
Granted. You get a streetlamp falling on you from said streetlamp-pole. I wish for pork, which means Pig in English --
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Post by Observer on Sept 2, 2006 2:36:56 GMT -5
Granted: In the previously mentioned alien language, the word "pig" is slang for "pork" which is the alien term for gay rapist.
I wish for a video recording of the results of my wish for antimatter.
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Post by tyr on Sept 2, 2006 3:43:49 GMT -5
Granted. They become antimatter. Owned.
I wish for a real pig that doesn't mean in an alien language gay rape.
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Post by CuteCat on Sept 2, 2006 4:57:22 GMT -5
You get Ganon.
I wish Kikari'd come back. *Twitch*
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Post by tyr on Sept 2, 2006 6:34:33 GMT -5
Granted. It's his head.
I wish you'd stop twitching.
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Post by CuteCat on Sept 2, 2006 8:12:44 GMT -5
Granted, I start screaming instead.
I WISH FOR A DOGPAL!
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Post by tyr on Sept 2, 2006 12:56:26 GMT -5
Granted. I don't know what it is, so you get Dogpoo instead. Have fun.
I wish a cow.
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Fusion
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Post by Fusion on Sept 2, 2006 16:26:18 GMT -5
Nothing happens.
WAFL PLZ (that's indeed a wish.)
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Post by CuteCat on Sept 2, 2006 19:48:39 GMT -5
Grantd lol. Ur buried in waffles and suffocate. You die.
I wish for a Shadow (like Xarm or Zukoro, not like the shadows that are under chairs and stuff).
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Post by tyr on Sept 2, 2006 22:47:50 GMT -5
Granted. In some weird alien language, Shadow means lesbian rape.
I wish for a cow
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