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Post by Observer on Jul 7, 2006 14:44:10 GMT -5
Granted. Kaito now puts peoples' brains through a blender so that he can -drink- them.
I wish that I could get over my damned spriter's block.
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Post by tyr on Jul 10, 2006 0:57:17 GMT -5
Granted. You get over your spriter's block, but your spriting gets worse. Soon, you can only draw only 8-bit sprites, and even those suck.
I wish none would hate me.
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Geno
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Post by Geno on Jul 10, 2006 11:59:08 GMT -5
Granted. No one hates you anymore, They just dont love you.
I wish CC lost all her nut breaking ripping chopping and anything else that she does that has to do with nuts powers.
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Post by tyr on Jul 10, 2006 12:01:48 GMT -5
Granted. She loses them. Instead, she gains powers of raping men remotely, and her first target is you. For the next 50 years, that is.
I wish people would like me.
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Xanit
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GYIHIHIHIHIHIIHI!!
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Post by Xanit on Jul 11, 2006 2:13:26 GMT -5
You grow breasts. TOO BIG ones.
I wish the "Shocked" smiley would stop enlarging it's eyes.
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Post by tyr on Jul 11, 2006 2:21:22 GMT -5
Granted. Now YOU enlarge your eyes. Soon, you they fall off.
I wish I'd have pectorals instead of boobs. Y'know, muscles.
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Xanit
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Post by Xanit on Jul 11, 2006 2:29:35 GMT -5
Your pectorals explode?
I wish my eyes were back.
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Post by tyr on Jul 11, 2006 2:57:39 GMT -5
Granted. You get your eyes back, but they're placed on your penis. You can't see unless you embarass yourself.
I wish my pectorals would have not exploded.
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Xanit
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Post by Xanit on Jul 11, 2006 3:38:35 GMT -5
Granted, they imploded instead.
I wish I knew why Tyr thinks that showing off my 'thingy' would be so embarassing.
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Post by tyr on Jul 11, 2006 13:35:45 GMT -5
Granted. Cause you don't have it. Therefore, your eyes fall off again.
I wish my pectorals would just stay d**n good-looking and usefull muscles instead of imploding.
(( AQUA, READ BETTER ))
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amage
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A smile is a cover up for a dark deed. *grins widely*
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Post by amage on Jul 11, 2006 13:44:05 GMT -5
Granted. They are good looking but now explode instead of imploding.
I wish I had the ability to sprite AMage's robe.
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Post by Killrion on Jul 11, 2006 21:35:05 GMT -5
YEAH I get Fan Girls!
Granted: You gain the ability to sprite AMage's robe, but it looks horrible. (That was kinda boring)
I wish that in my battle to save the planet, I get help from CC's good characters to fight with me, and hundreds of Kaito clones to be cannon fodder, so the fight switches to my favor.
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Post by tyr on Jul 11, 2006 22:51:55 GMT -5
Granted. You get all you said above. But CC's characters betray you and kill you after you save the planet. And they destroy it then.
I wish AMage would actually READ my wishes.
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Post by Killrion on Jul 11, 2006 23:40:28 GMT -5
Technically he got it right. This was your wish. "I wish my pectorals would just stay d**n good-looking and usefull muscles instead of imploding." You said "instead of imploding" so he made them explode instead.
Granted: He reads your wishes and he corrupts them.
I wish that everyone would stop being stupid enough to keep wishing, because they are just going to be corrupted.
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Post by tyr on Jul 12, 2006 0:52:01 GMT -5
Granted. They stop wishing, they start doing the things. One of us wishes you dead. He keels you.
I wish Killrion would get it too. Read it again, dammit!
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 14, 2006 14:47:50 GMT -5
Granted, Killrion gets "it". *Nudge nudge* Unfortunately, "it" is not what you want it to be, and is instead yaoi with you and him, caused by Killrion's fangirls.
I wish that I can chew a jawbreaker.
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Post by tyr on Jul 14, 2006 15:45:29 GMT -5
Granted. You can chew a jawbreaker. However, to do that, you have to sacrifice your last 3 sentences in this thread.
I wish Yaoi would mean "Lesbian assault".
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 14, 2006 16:34:21 GMT -5
Granted. However, as I sacrificed those last three sentences, you don't get any lesbian assault. Instead a paradox is caused due to the lack of corruption of your wish, and you're sucked into hell, where a large, muscular, gay man claims you as his "sex buddy".
I wish for a kangaroo kid.
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Post by tyr on Jul 14, 2006 22:07:20 GMT -5
Granted. You get it. But, to get it, you decide it's best to save me. You do, and you also kill the gay dude. After that, you give me 4000$, a BMW, and ask for a kangaroo kid. I give you Jack. Kangaroo Jack.
I wish I had a Mercedes instead.
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 15, 2006 5:10:24 GMT -5
Tyr, you can't say that I DO things. That counts as godmoding, as you control my actions in YOUR favor. You're not allowed to do that, you know.
In short, your post does NOT count. You can't just go "to do that, you decide to save me and give me the world lol". That's a very lousy corruption, too. Keep it up and you'll be banned from this game (basically I'll just delete your future replies), so try some other corruption.
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