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Post by Xanit on Jul 15, 2006 7:57:59 GMT -5
A Kangaroo kid drops on you. It's quite unfortunate that it's evil, and goes to kill your parents.
I wish I was a DODO! (I rule the fifth page.)
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Post by tyr on Jul 15, 2006 8:25:00 GMT -5
Granted. You become a Dodo. But you don't have wings. > I wish S.O.A.D albums would have their quality maxed out on my PC.
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Post by Xanit on Jul 15, 2006 8:36:28 GMT -5
Granted, they do for 10 seconds, then EXPLODE. Burning your house down.
I wish I could lay eggs and make a wingless Dodo ARMY!!
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 15, 2006 8:40:34 GMT -5
Granted. But the eggs are HUGE, Yoshi huge. So laying them hurts like hell. Not to mention the dodos are all babies, and greedy humans steal them all to sell/eat them, leaving you without any dodos and a VERY big pain in the ass.
I wish I could have a dodo baby, as a pet.
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Post by tyr on Jul 15, 2006 9:29:24 GMT -5
Granted. You get one. However, it remember squeezing through Kaito's dirty ass, and wants to take revenge. It soon leaves and kills him, then kills you for thinking you bought it.
I wish I'd stop being sleepy.
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 15, 2006 9:33:40 GMT -5
Granted. You get insomnia and can't sleep for the rest of your life, because you aren't sleepy. Your parents still make you go to bed, however, so you have no choice but to lie and stare at the roof for several hours every night until they let you "wake up" again.
I wish I'd stop dying so often. I don't want to be immortal, just die less.
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Post by Xanit on Jul 15, 2006 13:24:53 GMT -5
You become immortal anyway. These wishes are supposed to give you what you want, but at the same time, it being what you don't want.
I wish my KFC used less grease.
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 15, 2006 16:40:07 GMT -5
But uh, being immortal isn't a bad thing...
Oh well. Anyway, granted : Your KFC uses less grease, but only because it replaces the grease with sugar and fish-oil. Now THAT'S unhealthy.
I wish for a bunny suit like the one Cosca (zombie bunny guy in my MSN avatar) has.
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Post by Arcolf on Jul 15, 2006 19:40:52 GMT -5
Granted, you get one, but it makes you into a Zombie-Bunny! Now you crave carrot-flavored brains!
I wish that...I knew absolutely everything, including things that have yet to happen.
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 15, 2006 21:48:30 GMT -5
Granted. However, your brain implodes from trying to hold all that information at once. But still, for about 3 seconds, even though you're probably in immense pain as your brain swells, it was probably really cool.
I wish for a Devic chibi. No, really, I do. He's just so cute!
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Post by tyr on Jul 17, 2006 4:11:06 GMT -5
Granted. You get a Devic chibi. However, he is alive. He kills your family, and then kills you.
I wish I'd be Pro in athletics.
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Post by Xanit on Jul 17, 2006 15:02:24 GMT -5
You somehow die from your wish.
I wish wishing was easier.
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 18, 2006 6:06:49 GMT -5
Granted. But now it's too easy, and everyone else still make better wishes than you. What's hard is corrupting the wishes.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by Observer on Jul 18, 2006 15:30:14 GMT -5
Granted. The world becomes peaceful... but that becomes boring, and the arms industry is in trouble as a result of no one needing weapons... causing millions to lose their jobs. This causes the world to say "Screw that!" and abolish World Peace. World War 3 begins.
Oh, and a corruption of Tyr's last wish (aka. expanding on Kaito's response to it): Granted. However, you're carreer is ruined after several drug tests show evidence of your using performance-enhancing drugs. You are "persuaded" to retire, but pressures from media and former fans cause you a huge amount of stress. You resort to drugs and alcohol to escape from this, and end up dieing of a drug overdose.
I wish for one uncorruptable wish.
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 18, 2006 16:24:11 GMT -5
Granted, but it's uncorruptable only because it's such a bad wish that nobody can think of anything that can possibly make it worse than it already is.
By the way, I was thinking of PERMANENT world peace. On another forum, the answer that wish got was: "Granted. Everybody dies."
I wish I was the leader of a pirate ship!
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Post by Crimson_Hunter on Jul 18, 2006 22:44:01 GMT -5
Granted, but it's a cursed pirate ship and you may never leave the ship without certain death.
I wish I was a powerful summoner
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Post by tyr on Jul 19, 2006 10:13:25 GMT -5
Granted. But you're so powerfull you accidentally summon the Devil. He eats you.
I wish Kaito would stop granting wishes so stupid T.T
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 19, 2006 15:03:06 GMT -5
Granted, but now he's ALWAYS the one to grant your wishes, and thus, each time you wish something very, very horrible happens.
I wish I had wings.
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Post by Crimson_Hunter on Jul 19, 2006 20:33:11 GMT -5
Granted, but for the trade you lose your legs and can never walk again.
I was I could pass through walls
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Post by tyr on Jul 19, 2006 23:07:02 GMT -5
Granted, but you fall through the floor forever.
I wish I'd have a BMW.
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