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Post by CuteCat on Jul 20, 2006 16:17:25 GMT -5
Granted, but it has no engine, gas, doors, wheels, steering wheel, or seats. Not to mention you got it illegally, so now you owe 5000000000000$ to some shady guys, and if you haven't payed them by tomorrow they're going to kill you and sell your organs.
I wish for eum... Yeah. I wish for an Eum! Whatever that is.
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Post by Xanit on Jul 20, 2006 16:21:02 GMT -5
An Eum is a retarded Emu. It ruthlessly mauls your family and friends.
I wish for my eyes to never fall off again.
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Post by Killrion on Jul 20, 2006 16:29:36 GMT -5
Granted: Your eye lids squeeze shut and stay closed for ever so your eyes will never fall out.
I wish that people would muture in personality wise
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 20, 2006 16:32:21 GMT -5
Granted, but now they're all dead-serious business people with business cases and stuff. Each time you try to talk to them they don't have time, when you play they glare at you, and right now they're telling you to stop goofing off at the computer and get a REAL job, a NICE, HEALTHY girlfriend who can COOK, get MARRIED, MOVE out of the HOUSE, and STOP PLAYING so you can become just like them.
I wish the creatures I wish for would stop killing my family/friends/me.
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Post by Killrion on Jul 20, 2006 16:36:48 GMT -5
Granted: Now they kill your pets and random strangers.
I wish that I could find nice, healthy girlfriend that can cook
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Post by Xanit on Jul 21, 2006 1:52:51 GMT -5
You do. Unfortunately, she cooks you.
I wish Killrions' girlfriend would cook Killrions enemies instead of him.
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 21, 2006 4:53:58 GMT -5
Granted, but you're among his enemies.
On another note, I'm pretty sure my pets are part of my family.. Oh well. Too bad about the strangers. >_>
I wish for a Super Magnet Device.
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Post by Xanit on Jul 21, 2006 5:09:12 GMT -5
I'm not his enemy.
Super Magnet Device is too awesome for you to take. You are scarred for life, will never see again, and have painful spasms of insanity every two hours. Then, it brings dumpsters through your house's walls.
I wish for the perfect fan. (The kind that blows air at stuff.)
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Post by tyr on Jul 21, 2006 23:07:44 GMT -5
Granted. You get the perfect fan. However, it's so precise and accurate that it's hardware takes up all your house's space. And it requires 2931 plugs. 110 Volt Plugs.
I wish I could make music.
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Post by Kirby Pink on Jul 22, 2006 11:43:07 GMT -5
Granted, but you play it so loud your computer get´s broken.
I wish i had a Kirby ;_;
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 22, 2006 16:28:04 GMT -5
Granted, but then it sucks you in, takes your abilities (whatever those are), then runs away. You're left with a feeling of being strongly violated.
I wish for a frog with six legs.
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Post by Killrion on Jul 23, 2006 15:51:00 GMT -5
Granted: The frog frees itself from you and starts jumping around your house and wherever you may go, and breaks stuff.
I wish my parents would let me get mIRC. (I can't believe I haven't done this earlier)
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Post by Kirby Pink on Jul 23, 2006 16:25:46 GMT -5
OOC: WHAT!? Granted, but your internet connection dies shortly after the moment you start it. I wish i had the scariest movie ever in my hands.
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 23, 2006 17:33:51 GMT -5
Granted, but you need a reploid to play it. You're gonna have to wait a looooong time to see that movie... And once you get a reploid, he hates scary movies, so he refuses to watch it.
I wish for a dungeon.
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Post by vaxx on Jul 24, 2006 7:18:44 GMT -5
Granted, but you accidentally manage to lock yourself in it, and you can't reach the keys. And you locked yourself into the farthest depths of it, so no one can hear you. You'll die a death without food and water, and only spiders.
I wish Zel was real.
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Post by tyr on Jul 24, 2006 8:07:30 GMT -5
Granted. He's real. But with him, a number of villains from the Koniki enter our world, like Time. She kills you.
I wish I'd have rabbits.
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Post by vaxx on Jul 24, 2006 8:13:18 GMT -5
Sure, you get rabbits, but its those creepy vampire rabbits from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. They suck your blood and then destroy your house.
I wish I had costumes of my characters. :/
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Post by tyr on Jul 24, 2006 8:15:05 GMT -5
Granted. But someone plays a bad joke and dumps dynamite in your Zel costume while you're wearing it. Since it's so big, you don't notice. You go ka-boom.
I wish MSN would work.
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Post by CuteCat on Jul 24, 2006 8:30:18 GMT -5
Granted, but everything else breaks. Including the internet.
I wish that Master Chief was my slave! .. Yeah.
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Post by tyr on Jul 24, 2006 9:11:50 GMT -5
OOC: You got that from my sig >O
Granted. But you and him get assaulted by Grunts. A lot.
I wish I'd have something to eat.
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